Sunday, July 11, 2004

Pussy-whipped

I think political correctness will be the death of marriage. I've read these blogs about men who aren't getting any from their wives.

http://suburbansexblog.blogspot.com.

It is horrible. This one guy's wife, because she is a PC feminist, doesn't want to admit that she likes to be submissive in bed.

http://pissedoffhusband.blogspot.com.

Dear Lord, grant me patience. First of all, your sex life is your own. Whatever you want, you can do. Especially if you are married. I said before that once you are married, you are legally, morally, spiritually allowed to do whatever you want. If that means getting a daily spanking, go for it. I'm sure 50's housewives didn't get spankings. But for that matter, how the fuck do we know? For all the wild speculation about Ward and June's squeaky clean sex-life, they may have been animals. The point is, if you subscribe to the PC feminist empowerment philosophy, don't fucking drag it into your bedroom. If you don't want to be a 50s housewife, then don't fucking make your bed in the morning. Or don't wear an apron. Once your sex life is PC, you won't have any fun anymore. Most men and women do not get married to become celibate. But so many women think they have a right to hold their husband's sexual urges over their heads and make them feel like either morons or pussies.

Once you are married, there is no more sexual hypocrisy because as long as you have a consenting partner, you are free to do whatever you want. The face you present to the rest of the world does not have to reflect what you do in bed BECAUSE IT ISN'T ANYONE'S FUCKING BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unless you're cheating. But that's a whole other issue. You can advocate female empowerment or pre-marital abstinence to your heart's content, but once you're married, the doors of ecstacy are flung wide and all you have to do is walk through. If you were an abstinance girl, you can now whip your husband's ass bloody (if he wants you to). If you were a corporate dominatrix, you can now put on a frilly apron and do it missionary for the rest of your life if you so desire. You don't have to tell anyone, and IT ISN'T ANYONE'S FUCKING BUSINESS. Once you're married, your sex life should never reflect on you personally, and anyone who says it does is a hypocrite or a liar.

Ok, I'm done ranting. I hate it when I get on a tangent, but so very many of the married couples I know are headed straight for divorce because of this very issue. MEN DON'T GET MARRIED SO THEY CAN BECOME PRIESTS!!!!!!

4 comments:

Angi said...

preach it sistah preach it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny5 said...
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Zelda said...

It's self-preservation, to be honest. Men are appealing to women far longer than the other way around. If you want to be married, then you better give the guy a good reason to stay. I'm not saying you have to meet at him at the door with a martini, but don't be a bitch and use sex to get your way because eventually, the poor dumb slob is going to figure out that he can get it cheaper, easier, and better from someone else. And he will.

Inanna said...

(Standing up applauding) SAY IT SISTER!!!