Sunday, May 29, 2005

Don't Give Me No Lines And Keep Your Hands To Yourself

Jethro's post must be read first.
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Jethro: Sorry babe, I had a dream you were one of those people. What do you call them, you know the crossdressers?

Zelda: Jay and Jack?

Jethro: No, but close.

Zelda: A transvestite?

Jethro: That's it.

Zelda: You are dead to me. Consider the line crossed. You stay on your side, I'll stay on mine. We'll make it work for the kids, but after they're in college, we're through.

Jethro: Oh, come on.

Zelda: You wanna fuck?

Jethro: I can't. I'm still weirded out by the dream.

Zelda: Stick your finger in my pussy and see if that helps.

Jethro (panting eagerly): Okay!!!

Zelda: Just look out for the penis.

5 comments:

Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Files said...

Your "comment this" applet is busted again. :(

jp said...

"Watch out for the penis."

Words to live by.

Anonymous said...

On : 5/29/2005 10:35:57 AM Trashman (www) said:


I spit my coffee out.

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On : 5/29/2005 3:52:05 PM restless angel (www) said:


Where's a laughing smiley when you need one???? LOL

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On : 5/29/2005 9:00:31 PM Kristin (www) said:


Both of ya'll are so cheap. I love you guys!!

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On : 5/29/2005 11:21:05 PM Fleece (www) said:


HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Uncanny timing.

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On : 5/30/2005 5:25:42 PM Inanna (www) said:


That was classic... I bow to you great Zelda...

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On : 5/31/2005 2:16:23 PM Zelda (www) said:


Trash - You never do swallow, do you?

Restless Angel - It's the only complaint I have about Comment This.

Kristin - Cheap and easy.

Fleece - It was quite a coinkydink.

Inanna - And I bow in return. We were once Mandarins.

Anonymous said...

On : 5/29/2005 10:35:57 AM Trashman (www) said:


I spit my coffee out.

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On : 5/29/2005 3:52:05 PM restless angel (www) said:


Where's a laughing smiley when you need one???? LOL

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On : 5/29/2005 9:00:31 PM Kristin (www) said:


Both of ya'll are so cheap. I love you guys!!

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On : 5/29/2005 11:21:05 PM Fleece (www) said:


HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Uncanny timing.

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On : 5/30/2005 5:25:42 PM Inanna (www) said:


That was classic... I bow to you great Zelda...

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On : 5/31/2005 2:16:23 PM Zelda (www) said:


Trash - You never do swallow, do you?

Restless Angel - It's the only complaint I have about Comment This.

Kristin - Cheap and easy.

Fleece - It was quite a coinkydink.

Inanna - And I bow in return. We were once Mandarins.

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On : 6/1/2005 1:26:35 PM angi (www) said:


Tj's not reading this one! lol.

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