tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883420.post111647430440318056..comments2024-03-28T02:27:57.317-05:00Comments on SLEEPING UGLY: The Life and Adventures of Zelda and Jethro: VetteZeldahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13057183557031707514noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883420.post-1116613619855604442005-05-20T13:26:00.000-05:002005-05-20T13:26:00.000-05:00I'm afraid I have to laugh at Jason.I'm afraid I have to laugh at Jason.Traci Dolanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310878923054327141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883420.post-1116612661546047412005-05-20T13:11:00.000-05:002005-05-20T13:11:00.000-05:00I think I married Yvette.I think I married Yvette.Friar Cookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15124945770060340062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883420.post-1116598194338938842005-05-20T09:09:00.000-05:002005-05-20T09:09:00.000-05:00I think that was me that grabbed her who-who.I think that was me that grabbed her who-who.Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Fileshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11847781147692094361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883420.post-1116591368412432172005-05-20T07:16:00.000-05:002005-05-20T07:16:00.000-05:00Not really. She was in the middle of giving him h...Not really. She was in the middle of giving him hickys all over his neck and expected him to keep his hands to himself. Ain't gonna happen.Zeldahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057183557031707514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883420.post-1116577983131360852005-05-20T03:33:00.000-05:002005-05-20T03:33:00.000-05:00And you didn't feel sorry for her when some guy gr...And you didn't feel sorry for her when some guy grabbed her?Virgin Sluthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04884878002635995672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883420.post-1116562665327993932005-05-19T23:17:00.000-05:002005-05-19T23:17:00.000-05:00Yeah. She annointed her loins, and Kat annointed ...Yeah. She annointed her loins, and Kat annointed her forehead. Yvette had to drive her car with one leg out the window. Good times.Zeldahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057183557031707514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883420.post-1116559214327306682005-05-19T22:20:00.000-05:002005-05-19T22:20:00.000-05:00Whenever I think back about Yvette, one really bad...Whenever I think back about Yvette, one really bad "episode" comes to mind.....do you remember when they spilt that hot cinnamon essence oil all over their laps? They couldn't walk without their thighs 4 inches apart for at least 3 weeks. Those chemical burns were worse than most 2nd and 3rd degree burns I have seen.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00582205952911848795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883420.post-1116528342765236342005-05-19T13:45:00.000-05:002005-05-19T13:45:00.000-05:00Angi - She wasn't that cool. She just had a cool ...Angi - She wasn't that cool. She just had a cool moment.<BR/><BR/>Day Dreamer - Nope, sorry. Nothing like that at all. :-)<BR/><BR/>Boo - I don't think this is so. I am absolutely convinced that Jerry Fallwell does not have a cool side.<BR/><BR/>Michelle - You may have and just not remember, but cool moments are very rare.<BR/><BR/>Kristin - You are cool in general. Yvette wasn't.<BR/><BR/>Brighton - You're sexy. That's cool.<BR/><BR/>JP - Not entirely accurate, but nevertheless appropriate.Zeldahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057183557031707514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883420.post-1116526283355935802005-05-19T13:11:00.000-05:002005-05-19T13:11:00.000-05:00Dear Yvette by LL Cool J Verse 1Yo Yvette, there's...Dear Yvette by LL Cool J <BR/><BR/>Verse 1<BR/><BR/>Yo Yvette, there's a lot of rumours goin' around<BR/>They're so bad, baby you might have to skip town<BR/>See something's smellin' fishy and they say it's you<BR/>All I know is that you made it with the whole damn crew<BR/>They say you're a man-eater during the full moon<BR/>Mascot of the senior boys' locker room<BR/>They said Yvette walked in, there wasn't too much rap<BR/>Her reputation got bigger, and so did her gap<BR/>Cuz girl your momma shoulda taught you better<BR/>I'mma sit down and write you a long letter.<BR/><BR/>Chorus<BR/><BR/>Dear Yvette x4<BR/><BR/>Verse 2<BR/><BR/>I'm glad you ain't my sister, then again if you was<BR/>I'd have to treat you like you was my distant cuz<BR/>I'm not a news reporter, I don't mean to assume<BR/>What should I think? I seen ya comin' out the men's bathroom<BR/>You wasn't in there alone, wasn't usin' the phone<BR/>The door was locked for twenty minutes, all I heard was "Moan".<BR/><BR/>Repeat chorus<BR/><BR/>Verse 3<BR/><BR/>I don't really know if the story is so<BR/>I can either ask Curly, or Larry or Moe<BR/>or Earl, Shabazz, Lou, Mookie or Joe<BR/>Like Santa Claus said, you're a ho-ho-ho<BR/>In every disco you say hello<BR/>Like you're a little angel, but we all know<BR/>Since you was eleven you been actin' this way<BR/>You always got in bed when you wanted to play<BR/>You're a freak, you think you're Lady Godiva<BR/>Some freaks are live, but Yvette you're liver.<BR/><BR/>Repeat chorus<BR/><BR/>Verse 4<BR/><BR/>You're a back-seat queen, a elevator pro<BR/>A high-powered body makes your Levis grow<BR/>See the stories I've heard, they could amaze<BR/>I heard she did it on a motorcycle back in the days<BR/>So calm down freak, get a G.E.D.<BR/>That's a General Education on Decency<BR/>One day you'll see, and agree with me<BR/>unless you're gonna be a freak until you're 93<BR/>For you there's no fee, everything is free<BR/>This is from me to you, not you to me<BR/>Every night is your night, your leather pants are tight<BR/>You try to shake your butt with all your might<BR/>I don't really wanna dis nobody<BR/>You might think I had a little too much Bacardi<BR/>But that's not the problem, the problem's Yvette<BR/>How bad can a girl's reputation get?<BR/>See she's the kinda girl all the homeboys met<BR/>If you're desparate ask Yvette, cuz she'll say "Bet".<BR/><BR/>Repeat chorus<BR/><BR/>Verse 5<BR/><BR/>B-Boys are hard on the boulevard<BR/>The Reverend at the church said you was barred<BR/>Homeboys on the block love you a lot<BR/>You're a real famous freak whether you like it or not<BR/>So before you start walking and your beak starts squawkin'<BR/>let me explain to you who is talkin'<BR/>I'm L.L. Cool J from around the way<BR/>You boogie down to my records almost every day<BR/>Go a hundred miles an hour when you're standin' still<BR/>You're faster than my Caddy when it's goin' downhill<BR/>Won't forget that day in the Y.M.C.A.<BR/>The guy at the desk said it was OK<BR/>for you to come inside cuz he knew you'd stay<BR/>Greg G. and Garfield yelled "Hooray"<BR/><BR/>Repeat chorus x2jphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15107181313495188231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883420.post-1116525421064308542005-05-19T12:57:00.000-05:002005-05-19T12:57:00.000-05:00I was never that cool either. Matches and fire al...I was never that cool either. Matches and fire always scared me too. That's not cool.Brightonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13222369768978225710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883420.post-1116524421335755222005-05-19T12:40:00.000-05:002005-05-19T12:40:00.000-05:00I was never that cool. Damn it!I was never that cool. Damn it!Kristinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07636536851877265446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883420.post-1116516618848319092005-05-19T10:30:00.000-05:002005-05-19T10:30:00.000-05:00I've never done anything that cool... maybe one da...I've never done anything that cool... maybe one day ;)Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17143018649237243937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883420.post-1116511010562408722005-05-19T08:56:00.000-05:002005-05-19T08:56:00.000-05:00There is a cool side to everyone, we just don't al...There is a cool side to everyone, we just don't always get a chance to show it.Tammyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05797288816050536125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883420.post-1116510255134022092005-05-19T08:44:00.000-05:002005-05-19T08:44:00.000-05:00That's kind of like when Bugs Bunny would drop a b...That's kind of like when Bugs Bunny would drop a brick in a glove and say to Yosemite Sam, "That is an iiiiiinnnnsult!", then smack him with it, knocking him senseless. I love Bugs. And it's not really like that, but for some reason, that's the image that popped into my head when thinking of coolness.Samhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07342054507548370804noreply@blogger.com