Anyway, while Jethro and I were looking for shows to watch, we started talking about the legal brothels in Nevada. I've always wanted to see one, but I don't think it's good etiquette to just go there and stare, even though they'll apparently give you a tour for a nominal fee, so we started talking about what we could do if we went. It would be a shame to go and not do something. And really, it wouldn't be too fancy, take too long, or even involve sex sex. Maybe just a blowjob or something. I'm not sure exactly what I would do, but I better not just be watching.
Anyway, long story short, we decided it would probably be too expensive and since I'm much better at blowjobs now that I've had my teeth filed down and my tongue extended, it seems like a waste of money. It's not ruled out altogether, but probably we'd rather just eat. If we do go, I'll blog about it.