Wednesday, February 10, 2010

PWN'D!!! (Or However They're Spelling It These Days)

Zelda: "My vertigo seems to be gone.  Sorry you had to take the kids in yesterday."

Jethro: "And I'm sorry I was so grouchy.  Don't take it personally, I'm just not a morning person."

Zelda: "I understand...."

Zelda: "Of course, you don't accept that PMS makes me grouchy, so I'm surprised at you using your aversion to mornings as an excuse ...."

Jethro: "Well I'll try to control it."

Zelda: "That wouldn't be good enough if I were saying it.   Somehow you're allowed to be grouchy and I'm not?"

Jethro: "Yes.  Because I'm the man."

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Zelda: "That's not what your mother said."


I love myself sometimes.

11 comments:

charmed said...

yeppers, gotta love being a woman :)

Jammie J. said...

I would never want to get in a debate with you... :)

Brian said...

The fatal flaw for Jethro is not accepting that PMS puts the ladies a teensy bit on edge.  I thought that was a given.   I don't want to rush you, but if Jethro doesn't like the PMS idea, what's he going to think about menopause?

Dick said...

I don't even try with Kelly. I'd just walk away with my ass in a sling.

Zelda said...

Brian, 
It's not that I don't accept that it puts them on edge.  It's that if we, as men, are expected to keep our hormones in check, then so should women. Just my opinion.

Jethro said...

Last post was me, obviously.  

Oh and I have to give it to Zelda.  That was a great slam.  You got me this time, babe.   ;)

Brian said...

Jethro,

Amen to that!  well, at leasst keep our reactions to our hormones in check.  Except the fun ones.

Love how you two argue too.  Pretty healthy really.

Jethro said...

What?  You never keep your hormones in check.   :-P

free0352 said...

...I want to be a fly on the wall at your house.  You guys are funny.

Zelda said...

That was me.  Jethro's really going to have to find a way to quit screwing me up here.

Zelda said...

Well you have a standing invitation to be more than a fly.