Wednesday, October 06, 2010
I Accidentally Touched A Man's Penis The Other Day
The odd event took place at Emma's school. I was walking in, and there was a man right behind me whom I never saw. I was opening the school door and in a way that can only make sense to me but that I couldn't accurately explain in a million years, my arm swung behind me and my hand gently touched the front of his pants where I felt his penis. I think he was trying to open the door for me. Do you think I thanked him properly? A little excessive, maybe?
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Hah! You thanked him just enough, I'm sure he appreciated it. And I boob-checked a (female) fellow student in microbiology lab last night. I don't think she noticed, though.
I accidentally cupped a woman's breasts when I was leaving the restroom ... it was a couple years ago, it was awkward and she acted like it was no big deal. Which I guess maybe it wasn't but I was incredibly embarrassed. I was leaving, she was coming in and for some reason I had my hands up in front of me and, well, her breasts were of course in front of her, so... there you go.
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