I am going to destroy my fax. As soon as Jethro gets his first paycheck, I am going to take it out to the back yard and hack it to little pieces just like they did to the copier in Office Space. Then I am going to go the extra step and take a massive crap on it. Then I'm going to bury the steaming remains and stand over it, screaming like a widowed gold-digger until someone slaps me in the face.
Is anyone else turned on?
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Can I throw my cell phone in with the fax machine? I'm thinking two of us doing the ritual will have more impact...
Brighton | Homepage | 03.20.06 - 10:21 am | #
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I'm not sure about anyone else, but it kind of worked me over.
dick | Homepage | 03.20.06 - 10:22 am | #
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Technology not liking you today? lol. How about you smash my 3in1 thingy that up and quit printing after I put all new cartriges in...
Angi | Homepage | 03.20.06 - 1:31 pm | #
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Dammit! Now I have to go home and change my panties!!
KY | 03.20.06 - 5:05 pm | #
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Oh, damn, I had "Someone has a case of the Mondays" stuck in my head practically all damn day! Mondays should seriously be out-lawed!!
restless angel | Homepage | 03.20.06 - 5:24 pm | #
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I say cut down on the caffeine.
Kristin | 03.20.06 - 8:04 pm | #
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That makes me horny, baby! The office recently replaced their piece-of-liqui-shit fax machine, and the cheapskate company owner suggested maybe we could sell the old one on ebay. I said it would be a better use of time for us to commit a ritual disembowelment of the offending piece of machinery. Some of them just need to be wiped out!
phlegmfatale | Homepage | 03.21.06 - 2:22 am | #
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