I have a lot on my mind, and very little time to blog. Jethro sent in a resume to a chiropractic office so hopefully he will have some part time work while he sets up.

And I have to get my realtor's licence. I've been putting it off for far too long, and I've decided it's time to buckle down and get it. The saddest thing is that it will be the first thing I've ever accomplished. I didn't graduate high school, I didn't graduate college, but I'll be damned if I don't graduate real estate school.

So on that note, I am going on blog hiatus until it's done (unless something truly noteworthy happens, like we win the lottery or have particularly good sexual intercourse).

And on that note again, I will leave you with a few things you may not know about me. And you need to.

1.) I am a huge Sherlock Holmes fan (and by huge I mean avid, not fat).

2.) I play piano, guitar and violin (the violin since I was four).

3.) I have flat feet. What was once an extreme childhood humiliation due to the hideously ugly shoes my parents made me wear, is now nothing more than a minor annoyance.

4.) The first lie I ever told was when I was eight and I swore up and down that I did not cheat at dodgeball. The devil made me do it and I felt horrible about it for years.

5.) I've been arrested twice and fondled once by a cop. That should explain my medical fetish.