I posted a little update on Payasita regarding the safe release of Jill Carroll. I'm ecstatic that we didn't have to watch her beheading on video, but....

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I was awakened to an unreasonable sense of annoyance by Gwennie and Emma's alarm clock. James Blunt's song, "You're Beautiful" was playing. You know the one where he removes a goodly portion of his clothes in the video and then plunges off a cliff into cold water? There are three reasons this song annoys me. The first is that he sings it in his nose just like the hippies of old. I find it distasteful.

Secondly, he obsessive compulsively removes his shirts, shoes, and lines up everything, including all the crap in his pockets. Then he pussies out and doesn't take his pants off. If you're going to start stripping, be a man and go for the gold. Otherwise, I am going to assume this is because you don't have a penis.

Thirdly, the cliff isn't high enough. I know this may seem like a minor point, but if I have to hear you whining about some chick who is probably very happy with a real man while you bare parts of your body, there probably isn't a cliff that would be high enough to satisfy me. But you could make a better attempt. I suppose raking in the sweet moolah keeps you from being true to yourself. Pity.