Gwennie: Hey Mom? Do you have some whipped cream and a feather?
Zelda (blinking madly): Uhhhhh..... Why on God's green earth do you want them? And what makes you think I would have them?
Gwennie: First of all, Emma is asleep and I want to put the whipped cream in her hand and tickle her nose with the feather. And second of all, I'm just asking.
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Reminds me of a joke:
Q: What's the difference between erotic and perversion?
A: erotic is when you use a feather. perverted is when you use the whole chicken.
I didn't say it was a funny one!
LOL!!! I thought it was a funny one.
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