The victory sex went off without a hitch. I'll spare you the porny details. I know, I know, it is what people read my blog for, but I feel ridiculous writing about it. I mean, who really wants to know that we made sure the kids were asleep, double locked the bedroom door with our new deadbolt, and made it like bunnies? I'd feel dumb telling people I don't know how Jethro grabbed me around the waist, pulled me to him, and kissed my throat. I don't like saying how I got down on my knees and sucked his dick, or about how I licked it all over like a lollipop, then took him gently and quickly into the back of my throat. I won't tell how he cradled my head as I took him deep and deeper into my mouth. I won't tell you how after about three minutes of that, he tossed me on the bed, removed the rest of my clothes, and proceeded to make love to me with a wildness that transcended even the "Four More Years." I'd feel even sillier telling folks about how his hands found my breasts (like you could miss them) and pressed my nipples between his fingers, and how his mouth covered mine and I arched into him as he pushed deeper into me. I just don't want to talk about how, with his mouth over mine, I moaned cuss words as I came over and over.
And I certainly don't want to talk about how the next day, when the kids were awake, we locked ourselves in the bathroom and did it on our pile of laundry. That's just too gross.
Anyway, I'm out of ideas. I WANT TO PLAY TWENTY QUESTIONS TOO! So you ask 'em, I'll answer 'em.
Go deep.
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On : 11/8/2004 12:46:41 PM Inanna (www) said:
Just tell me how to find a man like Jethro... that's all I want!!! Uhhhh... oh FIRST!! and.... Ummmmmm.... shit!! What has been the biggest mistake you've made with the most consequences... that sux but I can't really think straight after reading your post. Brought back to many memories of my own weekend...
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On : 11/8/2004 12:47:29 PM angi (www) said:
questions????? you expect us to come up with questions???? after that post????????
Give me a minute.
I'll be back.
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On : 11/8/2004 1:08:22 PM zelda (www) said:
Yeah! I read about your weekend, Inanna! Damn, girl!
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On : 11/8/2004 1:47:24 PM Trashman (www) said:
What is Jethros fixation with laundry? Piss on the clean and fuck on the dirty.
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On : 11/8/2004 2:14:19 PM angi (www) said:
Ok, here's my question, If you had to chose between having your glorious boobs reduced to the size of pancakes, or having your politically inclined thinking shrunk to mere "whateverness" which would you chose? Why?
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On : 11/8/2004 2:33:24 PM Johnny Monk (www) said:
favorite monopoly piece. ya threw you off with that one.
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On : 11/8/2004 3:11:52 PM Kat (www) said:
LMAO at Trashman!!!!
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On : 11/8/2004 5:20:21 PM trogers (www) said:
Damn.......What did......Damn.......I mean, how did...........Damn.........Damn.........It wasn't the clothes he pissed on was it??? Jethro's just ..........Damn........
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On : 11/8/2004 7:03:33 PM Ciggy (www) said:
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
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On : 11/8/2004 7:29:27 PM Jenny (www) said:
I'm stumped. Still reeling from the post.
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On : 11/8/2004 9:34:13 PM Zelda (www) said:
Dang it people. It doesn't have to be about sex or anything. Just one lousy question! It can even be "what's your favorite color" or "what's the size of jethro's dick" (I guess that would be kind of sexual) just so it looks as of people read this dumb blog.
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On : 11/8/2004 9:50:27 PM Jenny (www) said:
Okay, how did you and Jethro meet?
And since your post is still in my head - Dominator or Dominated?
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On : 11/8/2004 11:12:06 PM Lisa (www) said:
I hate being horny when David's not around.
And here's my cheesy question. What part of Houston are y'all from?
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On : 11/9/2004 12:47:38 AM Zelda (www) said:
Oh Lisa. Ask another question. I don't want to get too specific as to our location. We have posted pictures - Don't want any stalkers.
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On : 11/9/2004 1:09:10 AM Jeanette (www) said:
Dammit, Trashman, you stole my question!!!
Okay, fine. I'll have to come up (heh heh, I said "come") with another one ... *Jeopardy music playing*
Okay ... have you ever done it in a baseball dug out??
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On : 11/9/2004 7:47:38 AM Kat (www) said:
Ok...here goes mine:
If you had a crush on any other blogger aside from your husband...who would it be and why?
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On : 11/9/2004 8:50:30 AM Kat (www) said:
Ok...here goes mine:
If you had a crush on any other blogger aside from your husband...who would it be and why?
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On : 11/9/2004 9:07:43 AM Lisa (www) said:
I don't have another question lol
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On : 11/9/2004 10:09:06 AM Jay (www) said:
Gee, I'm glad you spared us "the porny details". We, your loyal readers, would have lost all respect if you had posted any salacious details. Thank you so much for respecting our timid dispositions.
Next time you post, please, oh please continue to be so circumspect.
A question:
In your glee for "four more years" and against the "Kerrywankers", did you ever pretend to favor a Bush position that you secretly oppose or oppose a Kerry position that you secretly favor?
Jay
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On : 11/9/2004 10:49:20 AM the dave (www) said:
what kind of animal would you be and why? and you can't be a copycat... that's taken.
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On : 11/9/2004 11:27:28 AM tinyhands (www) said:
Will you loan me $10,000?
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On : 11/9/2004 12:20:35 PM Lisa (www) said:
Hmmm... if we're being political- what would be one of Bush's big items that you wouldn't support?
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On : 11/9/2004 12:55:23 PM vadergrrrl (www) said:
Hi sexy darlin. Loved your post as always. You Inspire me!
Questions? mmmkay. Tell me your secret on giving a really good blow job.
Also, do you like anal sex?
Love ya sweetie.
xxooooo
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On : 11/9/2004 1:08:48 PM Ang (www) said:
When fondling the double goodness whilst giving head, have you ever gotten a little too fervent and squeezed just a little too hard?
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On : 11/9/2004 2:10:04 PM Inanna (www) said:
don't cry, don't cry .... we're coming to the rescue... oh, bad choice of words... ummmm... girl on girl? Done it? Want to do it?
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On : 11/9/2004 2:57:58 PM Johnny5 (www) said:
What was the lowest point of your life, and how did you get out of it?
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On : 11/9/2004 3:19:14 PM Kristin (www) said:
If you won the lottery what would you do with the money?
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On : 11/9/2004 3:43:21 PM Trashman (www) said:
Do you hate me because I'm beautiful?
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On : 11/9/2004 4:13:50 PM jp (www) said:
Can we make up now so I can pinch your nipples?
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On : 11/9/2004 8:31:43 PM Jay (www) said:
oh, i was about to throw down and whip some ass when i saw the comment from "jay" up above. thought i had a troll. looks like i AM the troll. fuck. i hate when that happens.
would you change anything from your past?
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On : 11/9/2004 8:42:20 PM The other Jay (www) said:
Jay,
You've been posting on Zelda's site much longer than I so I'll title this one:
The Other Jay
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On : 11/9/2004 10:35:22 PM Jenny (www) said:
Oh, I just thought of another question. Can I ask another?
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On : 11/10/2004 7:08:19 AM Zelda (www) said:
Yes.
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On : 11/10/2004 7:57:19 AM Jenny (www) said:
Couple often joke about the list of celebrities they could sleep with if given the chance without any repercussions from the spouse. Just for fun, if you had a list of 5 celebrities, who would they be?
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On : 11/10/2004 12:27:15 PM Johnnie Walker (www) said:
You didn't want to talk about it... but you did!
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On : 11/12/2004 11:03:11 AM Zelda (www) said:
Yup. It's called dichotomy (actually it's hypocrisy) with a little bit of sarcasm.
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