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- I've written a children's story and I need an illu...
- Because I Could
- The Worst Christmas Ever
- The Downside of Having Your Jewish Grandmother for...
- Bathroom Attendants and Other More Enjoyable Waste...
- The Home Stretch
- The Sacred and Profane
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- Reason # 4,906 Why Zelda Does Not Belong In An Office
- "Jingle Bells, Mommy smellsEmma laid an egg.Daddy ...
- Drama
- No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
- What Goes Down Must Come Up
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About Me
- Zelda
- I'm a crack-ho lazy mom who vacillates between feelings of inadequacy and delusions of grandeur. I am not bothered by kid snot, garlic breath or Bob Dylan's voice. But pinch me with your toes and I will probably kill you.