Thursday, March 29, 2007

Warning for Gentlemen: Lady Stuff Ahead

Did you ever forget you weren't wearing a tampon? It makes for an interesting couple of minutes, let me tell you.

I won't be around much today. I must do battle with the Homeowners Association and the tax office. I'd relay the details, but they are so boring that I can't even spice them up with 300 references and make it interesting. But the fact that there are about 300,000,000 raging, crazy-woman hormones coursing through my body ought to give both organizations the lingering impression that this will not be over quickly and they will not enjoy it.

2 comments:

Rhea said...

Oh, yes. I've forgotten.

It's Me, Maven... said...

I'll do ya one better... I'll now refer you to my post entitled, Vaginal Alzheimers.

Gotta love it.