Wednesday, February 23, 2005

POLITICS

I updated Payasita, so if you are in the mood for a rant filled with advisory content, pay me a visit.

SADDEST NEWS EVER

Jack had to hang it up. I think he was/is my favorite blogger. His content was always interesting and he was one of the few bloggers I stalked at least twice a day and not just because I had a teensy little crush on him either. Okay it is. But I'm pretty much inconsolable.

MOVIES

I finally got to see Kill Bill II. I liked it. I like everything of Tarantino's. His movies are like Cheetos. You forget how much you like them until they're right in front of you. But they do leave a residue. I think people got familiar with his style and it became fashionable to underrate him, but I still like him. I know he's a big lib and if he could perfect the art of sucking his own dick, we'd get no more movies out of him, but I still like him.

Two lines I loved from the movie:

"She deserves her revenge, and we deserve to die."

and

"There are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard."

On their own they seem kind of silly, but in the context of the movie, they are pretty cool.

WHAT I'M DOING NOW

I am sitting here commando as I type this. This is one of the perks of working at home. I don't particularly like being commando, but it's great to know that I can do it if the need arises. Like the time my phone was ringing nonstop and I accidentally spilled a whole bowl of chicken soup, thorougly drenching that part of my anatomy which keeps Jethro's nose to the Chiropractic grindstone. It was quite a relief to just take it all off and wait for the phone lines to settle down. I don't know what my excuse is today. Laziness I guess.

GWENNIE FUNNY

Gwennie is learning how to write and has started writing rhyming words. Yesterday she was doing i-t words and there came the inevitable. l-i-t, b-i-t, t-i-t. It amused us all in ways we ought to be thoroughly ashamed of.

EMMA FUNNY

Emma called out Jethro. It was so funny. Let me preface this by saying that every time I swear in front of the girls, Jethro says sternly, "Don't say that word." When I swear while we're in the sack, Jethro slaps my ass and says, "Take it, bitch." But I digress.

Anyway, I take the reprimand like a man because I don't really want my girls imitating me. But last Sunday we were driving to go eat dim sum and Jethro cussed at a driver in front of us who wouldn't go. Emma said, "Don't say dat word, Daddy." Sternly. I haven't laughed that hard in forever. She so nailed him.

1 comment:

OTHER COMMENTS said...

On : 2/23/2005 1:51:38 PM Jeanette (www) said:


I am so sad about Jack. So sad.

You and I have such different tastes in movies.

Commando blogging rocks!

Gwennie, freakin' hilarious.

Emma, freakin' hilarous II.

:)

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On : 2/23/2005 1:59:49 PM angi (www) said:


Jack was all that and more to all of us. Man, that sounds like he is dead or something, well, I guess his blog is dead. crap, now, I'm all misty.......

Gwennie- love it, my 13 year old spit out Tit last night, then immediately went " um, nippies...um, boobs....um what am I supposed to call them??????????" Tommy says- breasties. lol.

Emma- dont' you love it when they get dad? I know I do. Those instances are too few and far between around here though.

Commando- well, keep this our little secret, i hate underwear, so most of the time, I go commando. There's just something about a gentle spring breeze up the skirt.....

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On : 2/23/2005 2:02:03 PM Zelda (www) said:


Jeanette - I have very weird taste in movies.

Angi - I can't stop laughing. The Pantyless Preacher's Wife. Sounds like a naughty book.

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On : 2/23/2005 3:18:32 PM (www) said:


Maybe we should start a Save Jack campaign.

Are you going to be commando when I get home?

The Pantyless Preacher's Wife....LOL!

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On : 2/23/2005 3:21:06 PM Zelda (www) said:


Yes. God I hope you're Jethro

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On : 2/23/2005 3:57:58 PM Jeanette (www) said:


LOL ... sheez ... or maybe that was Tommy to Angi?

I'm laughing to hard at the Panyless Preacher's Wife to think of anything else. LOL ... LOL

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On : 2/23/2005 3:58:30 PM Jeanette (www) said:


i can't even speel no mo

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On : 2/23/2005 4:13:59 PM Zelda (www) said:


OK, this is so so wrong, but the thought of Angi and Tommy praying and Angi being secretly pantyless makes me chuckle.

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On : 2/23/2005 4:55:13 PM Jethro (www) said:


yeah that was me, babe.

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On : 2/23/2005 6:15:16 PM Gooch (www) said:


If I could perfect the art of sucking my own dick you'd get no more blogging out of me, so in that, me and Quentin are similar. I liked KBII a lot, but actually prefered the first one, if only because I was such a fan of all the Lucy Liu stuff.

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On : 2/23/2005 6:54:36 PM Zelda (www) said:


I don't know if I liked the first or second one better. I just kind of see them as the same movie - the second is just an extension.

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On : 2/24/2005 3:51:22 AM Jack (www) said:


Hi, Z. Thanks for the nice words.

Gooch, you reminded me of something:

Some Guy: If I could suck my own dick, I'd never leave the house.

Jack: Seriously, you'd suck your own dick?

Some Guy: Fuck yeah, if I was flexible enough.

Jack: Why, dude?

Some Guy: Why?? A blowjob whenever I want one, that's why.

Jack: Well, that's one way to look at it, I guess.

Some Guy: That's the only way to look at it.

Jack: No, there's another way to look at it. See, even if you're sucking your own, you're still a guy with a cock in your mouth.

Some Guy: Ouch.

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On : 2/24/2005 8:49:00 AM Zelda (www) said:


Class, Jack has made a very good point. I also don't think sucking one's own dick is all it's cracked up to be. The only people I've seen who could probably do it were the cirque du soleil acrobats, and obviously they've found something else to do with their time.

I also don't get it. If I could lick my own kitty, I wouldn't - at least not to the point where I never again saw the light of day. And I would still blog and tell you all I was doing it.

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On : 2/24/2005 8:55:05 AM elliott (www) said:


I'm gonna have to see Kill Bill II. Just haven't got aroung to it yet.
The commando thing is doing a little something for me though.

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On : 2/24/2005 9:28:30 AM Zelda (www) said:


The commando thing does a little something for everyone.

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On : 2/24/2005 9:53:29 AM Jethro (www) said:


Especially for me.

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On : 2/24/2005 10:13:41 AM Zelda (www) said:


Didn't it though?

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On : 2/24/2005 1:41:24 PM Ciggy (www) said:


You two get a room! Oh, wait, you already have one...



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On : 2/24/2005 2:29:09 PM Gooch (www) said:


I'm going to have to call out Jack on this one. Going on the assumption we've all, uh, yanked out own chain so to speak at some point in our lives, isn't that just like getting a hand job from a dude? Thus, is masturbating, in and of itself, gay?

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On : 2/24/2005 3:16:33 PM Zelda (www) said:


I think you have to base this question on what would look more gay to the casual observer.

In a homoerotic situation, which would be gayer? A guy with a dick in his hand or a guy with a dick in his mouth?

Admittedly it's subjective, but I think the consensus would be that the dick in the mouth is gayer simply because there is a certain unwashable quality about it and it seems to require more skill.


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On : 2/24/2005 5:46:31 PM micki (www) said:



Your comments here are getting funnier and funnier. I've been giggling since yesterday evening up until now. Going through the different blogs, the Jack comments are also getting funnier. Have you gottent that sense too? Anyway, I guess I'm saying thanx for making me laugh, when I needed it.

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On : 2/24/2005 6:02:30 PM angi (www) said:


If you only knew the stories I could tell....lol.

I do like "The Pantyless Preacher's Wife" Maybe I should change my sign in name????

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On : 2/24/2005 8:15:37 PM Jeanette (www) said:


Angi, wait til you password protect. Don't wanna shock the unknowns. Or maybe you do. Bring them out into the breeze ... err, so to speak.

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On : 2/24/2005 10:50:12 PM Trashman (www) said:


Who is Jack?

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On : 2/24/2005 11:07:42 PM Zelda (www) said:


Micki - I've often thought that the comments are funnier than the post. Pity I never get more of a conversation going.

Angi - Do it.

Jeanette - Can you see the holy rollers?

Trash - Jack is dead. Didn't you hear? Haven't you read all of the dirges being sung for him?

But did you also know that his
"brotherhood" will raise him from the dead? Grace said so and she's from Canadia.

*All bow*

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On : 2/25/2005 10:11:28 AM elliott (www) said:


Uh, excuse me? Did your keyboard break or are you one of those Union bloggers?

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On : 2/25/2005 10:28:32 AM Zelda (www) said:


Are you looking for a post, big boy? What will you do for me?

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On : 2/25/2005 10:52:09 AM elliott (www) said:


Jeezzzzisss, okay.
Double chilli cheesburger, order of tator tots and a chocolate shake.
Deal?

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On : 2/25/2005 10:56:58 AM elliott (www) said:


Is that tater or tator?????? And, does it matter?

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On : 2/25/2005 11:09:12 AM Inanna (www) said:


YO! WHOA! HEY! Whoooaaaa... Gooch and Jack... stop right now. No more talk of .. of... you know what... now its just... wrong. Very wrong. The mental images are just too much for me to handle. Your kids rock Z!!!!! Uhhhh... I forgot what else I was gonna say

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On : 2/25/2005 5:15:14 PM Jay (www) said:


i remember that conversation. was that in one of jack's old posts or did it take place between him and a blogger?

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On : 2/25/2005 5:56:17 PM Zelda (www) said:


I don't remember that conversation. He probably wrote about it though.