Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Evening Conversation

Zelda: "I should really clean the kitchen more often. It's a very cathartic experience, putting everything in it's place, knowing it will be there when I need it. It's pleasant."

Jethro: "You cleaned the kitchen?"

Zelda: "Yes."

Jethro: "I'm aroused."

1 comment:

OTHER COMMENTS said...

On : 3/2/2005 7:59:25 AM Inanna (www) said:


You did? I'm inspired!

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On : 3/2/2005 8:41:04 AM Ciggy (www) said:


The proper husband response is first chocolate, and THEN arousal.


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On : 3/2/2005 8:43:20 AM angi (www) said:


Sounds all to familiar to me. lol. Tommy's the same way.

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On : 3/2/2005 8:47:37 AM Becka (www) said:


So what happens when you vacuum?

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On : 3/2/2005 9:20:09 AM Lisa (www) said:


LMAO @ Becka. That's what I was wondering

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On : 3/2/2005 9:26:44 AM Zelda (www) said:


Inanna - Good. Glad I could be of assiatance

Ciggy - But Jethro has never been what you would call "proper"

Angi - Don't let the congregation find out.

Becka/Lisa - He humps my leg and pants.

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On : 3/2/2005 10:57:12 AM Jethro (www) said:


Zelda - I used to be proper. You wouldn't date me when I was. Oh, and vacuum? You, tease!


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On : 3/2/2005 11:14:54 AM Jeanette (www) said:


I guess we won't even talk about cleaning the windows.

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On : 3/2/2005 11:49:05 AM Fleece (www) said:


! House cleaning, the Orgy.

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On : 3/2/2005 11:59:06 AM Zelda (www) said:


Really, it's all very handy. Whenever I want to seduce Jethro, I tie my hair up and get out the mop. It's never failed yet.

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On : 3/2/2005 12:10:23 PM Jethro (www) said:


The MOP! Oh baby yes! Hold it in your hand and stroke over here...now over there. Yeah, that's right...Oh, you missed a spot....Yeah Baby! Who's yo' daddy?!

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On : 3/2/2005 12:48:18 PM elliott (www) said:


Jethro is such a slut and I mean that in a good, Christian way.

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On : 3/2/2005 1:25:29 PM Becka (www) said:


Remember in Chocolat the man sees the wife scrubbing the kitchen floor and goes nuts? Hehehehehe

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On : 3/2/2005 1:50:00 PM Jen (www) said:


My god, why isn't your house cleaner then? If dusting picture frames and scrubbing the grout in the shower turned my hubby into a love machine, this house would be immaculant.

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On : 3/2/2005 1:57:58 PM jp (www) said:


Great! Now I'm aroused.

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On : 3/2/2005 2:29:13 PM noonie (www) said:


how could it be cleaner, whenever she starts cleaning Jethro pounces.... It's a miracle she managed to get the kitchen finished.

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On : 3/2/2005 2:57:44 PM tblue (www) said:


yeah, what is it about cleaning that flips the switch?

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On : 3/2/2005 3:19:59 PM Zelda (www) said:


Elliot - Indeed.

Becka - See Jethro's post on movies and you will know why I have never had the pleasure of seeing Chocolat

Jen - A light breeze arouses Jethro. My house will never be as clean as yours. If it were, I'D be aroused.

JP - You ain't nuthin' but a hound dog.

Noonie - I did it on the sly. He didn't know until it was over. I don't think I've ever finished the dishes.

tblue - I think it is a subconsious desire for men to slip back into their respective gender roles. Just kidding. I have no friggin' clue.

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On : 3/2/2005 4:01:11 PM Jack (www) said:


Z, I think you're exactly right..."My woman clean for me. She know her place. Me am king of cave. Now time for sex."

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On : 3/2/2005 4:09:17 PM Zelda (www) said:


LOL Jack! Is that what is keeping you from the proverbial bliss of matrimony?

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On : 3/2/2005 4:41:15 PM Becka (www) said:


See my chain? It hooks to the stove? Isn't that convenient?!?

And sadly, after living alone for a few years housecleaning no longer arouses me I blame the media, personally.

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On : 3/2/2005 6:06:41 PM JustAgirl (www) said:


You remind me, I have to clean mine

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On : 3/2/2005 7:29:14 PM Kristin (www) said:


I have a housekeeper! Therein lies the problemo.

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On : 3/2/2005 8:00:34 PM Zelda (www) said:


Becka - That's always safe.

Just a Girl - I truly am sorry.

Kristin - It is my life's goal to hire a housekeeper. I have no ambition.

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On : 3/2/2005 11:16:30 PM seven (www) said:


sooo, when Jeth wants some he just says, "hey babe, wanna clean house?"

when a woman asks me to "clean house" i get VERY aroused LOL

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On : 3/2/2005 11:33:24 PM Trashman (www) said:


Tonight Jen cooked me some french onion soup and when she bent over to put it in the broiler to melt the cheese I damn near went crazy. I told her later it was a good thing the boys weren't home. She said i was a sick, perverted old man.

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On : 3/3/2005 12:35:10 AM Johnnie Walker (www) said:


Did you wear a french maid outfit while you cleaned the kitchen??? j/k.

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On : 3/3/2005 3:35:50 AM noonie (www) said:


Zelda tell Jethro he'd love chocolat... just watching her make all those chocolates... the woman is beautiful... and for us girls Johnny Depp... and chocolate. But make sure you so have some good chocolate in the house, that film drives fierce cravings.

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On : 3/3/2005 6:46:06 AM Zelda (www) said:


Seven - I think a light wind gets you very aroused. In that you are quite similar to my dear husband.

Trash - You are a sick, perverted old man. Trash want food. Jen feed Trash. Trash want sex.

JW - I posess no such item. Although if I did, I'd wear it - when I pick my daughter up from school. I just want to see what they'd say.

Noonie - Unfortunately, Jethro feels about Johnny Depp the way most people feel about Michael Jackson. But you've aroused my curiosity. I may have to check it out on my own time.

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On : 3/3/2005 9:02:46 AM angi (www) said:


Chocolat is worth it, Tommy even kind of liked it.

Since cleaning house turns the men on so much, then why is it that I get so distracted when I'm hot and bothered, I can't clean a dang thing?

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On : 3/3/2005 9:06:47 AM Zelda (www) said:


Well it's not as if sex is contingent on the house being clean.

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On : 3/3/2005 11:34:57 AM elliott (www) said:


Well? What's next?