Thursday, July 28, 2005

Men: What Do They Think About

Sometimes I'm very happy I'm a girl.

My favorite is the guy ringing the bell.

19 comments:

Jethro said...

I'm glad you're a girl too

Jen said...

My god, at what age do they become such imbeciles? Or did the video cameras just catch a few at their very worst?

A firework up the ass? How could anything good come out of that?

Michelle said...

OMG that was hilarious! I have to say I'm glad I'm a girl too! I wonder how many guys have actually tried to light their farts?

Jenny said...

OMG. LOL that was so funny. Thanks for the laugh this morning. I've actually seen my brother light a fart and it looked very similiar to the first video lol. Boys, do they ever grow up?

alix said...

i thought fart-lighting was standard with the chromosome...? *shrug*
jesus, the umbrella fella probably broke a vertebrae. what a dumbass!

JamDaddy said...

Been there done that. Getting married increased my chances of survival ten fold. Girls are good, girls are smart. It hurts when they call us names and hit us when we try cool things. I still like girls!

Angi said...

I live with 6 of those.

Brighton said...

I am ALWAYS happy that I'm a girl, lol. How do their minds come up with shite like that??

jp said...

What was the deal with the ESPN clip? How can you snap your zippy with all those people around? I don't get it.

Michelle said...

Poor Angi! :)

Zelda said...

JP - He's ringing a bell.

Blog Guy said...

Hi, Zelda. Nice blog.

Um... the whole fart lighting thing.. it aint just guys trying that... :) Come on ladies admit it, a bunch of women and a bucket of margaritas... Anything's possible.

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