Friday, December 03, 2004

Gwennie and Emma Funnies

That rap music has really filtered too far down the school ladder. Gwennie asked Jethro the other day, "Daddy, what does 'rhyming' mean?"

Jethro said, "It's when two words sound alike."

She said, "Like 'ho' rhymes with 'toe'?"

"Where did you hear those words?"

"And 'yo' rhymes with 'ho'? "

Gulp? I have no idea where she heard that. Jeth and I don't listen to a whole lot of hip hop. And the stuff we do listen to isn't exactly filled with yo's and ho's. I'm not upset about it because she said 'ho,' but I'm kind of concerned that I have no idea where she heard it. Maybe she was just picking random words. I just hope she doesn't figure out what rhymes with 'pink', 'tigger', 'flick', 'speedo', or 'light revel'. She can already swear like a professional.

Now that I've (hopefully) offended everyone at least somewhat equally.....

Emma was changing her clothes yesterday. Right in the middle of the process, she ran up to me and said, IIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M NAKED! I guess you had to be there, but it was really cute. She has been staying home with me lately, and I've enjoyed having her around. The older one is wildly entertaining, but she's very demanding. Emma is way more easy-going.

New Topic

Haiku:

While looking at porn
Jethro caught me and queried,
"Are you having fun?"

1 comment:

COMMENT THIS said...

On : 12/3/2004 9:29:19 AM Scorpio (www) said:


Hi, just popped in your blog through the "next blog" button. Really funny stuff here. Wiped the frown off my face from most of the annoying "next blog" blogs.

By the way, WHAT rhymes with light revel? Sorry, I'm a bit of a "swearing amatuer", really.

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On : 12/3/2004 9:29:32 AM Scorpio (www) said:


Hi, just popped in your blog through the "next blog" button. Really funny stuff here. Wiped the frown off my face from most of the annoying "next blog" blogs.

By the way, WHAT rhymes with light revel? Sorry, I'm a bit of a "swearing amatuer", really.

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On : 12/3/2004 9:35:18 AM Zelda (www) said:


white devil.

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On : 12/3/2004 9:38:54 AM jp (www) said:


Maybe she was referring to a gardening implement, Z.

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On : 12/3/2004 9:40:38 AM Zelda (www) said:


Possibly, but it's funnier to think she's listening to the rap music behind my back.

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On : 12/3/2004 10:15:19 AM Trashman (www) said:


I haven't figured out speedo.

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On : 12/3/2004 10:18:19 AM Zelda (www) said:


guido

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On : 12/3/2004 11:05:52 AM wilde_thought (www) said:


Amazing what and where our kids pick things up no matter how you try to structure their little lives.

By the way, what did I miss for not viewing your blog yesterday?

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On : 12/3/2004 11:09:50 AM tinyhands (www) said:


Z- You're such a cracker-ass cracker!

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On : 12/3/2004 11:36:10 AM Zelda (www) said:


wilde thought - an audioblog of jethro snoring

tinyhands - yyyyyyep.

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On : 12/3/2004 12:07:25 PM angi (www) said:


Heeheeheehee, Trashman didn't get speedo!

Emma sounds adorable. I love it when they do stuff like that.

What I hate is when they come up with these songs about gettin nekkid, humpin, and all that stuff. I DON'T need that mental pic in my life right now!

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On : 12/3/2004 1:57:30 PM Inanna (www) said:


Speeeeedo!!! I loved the hiaku, how could we forget the haiku??? Have a wonderful weekend!!!

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On : 12/3/2004 2:29:21 PM Jay Loves Kitti (www) said:


Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Ho ho ho, merry Christmas.

Jay

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On : 12/3/2004 2:43:44 PM Seven (www) said:


I knew this place would be a bad influence on me...

Seven <----flunked out of Hip Hop U.

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On : 12/4/2004 1:31:32 AM Trashman (www) said:


I never realized guido was an insult.

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On : 12/4/2004 1:20:39 PM Zelda (www) said:


I guess it's not that bad. But somehow, when Rob, the bouncer, says it, it seems pretty insulting.

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On : 12/4/2004 1:27:57 PM tinyhands (www) said:


Doesn't it depend on context too, like white trash?

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On : 12/4/2004 1:28:53 PM Zelda (www) said:


Yeah, I guess it does. I was just visiting you.

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On : 12/5/2004 5:34:55 AM Kaisolin (www) said:


Hey, cool blog. I found it while randomly clickin on links.. in people's comments.
Anyways.. I still remember learning to rhyme. That was fun. I wrote lil poems.. rhmying cup with up. and stuff. haha.

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On : 12/5/2004 11:00:54 PM Ciggy (www) said:


Isn't haiku a kind of cough you do when there's a lot of phlegm?



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On : 12/5/2004 11:51:06 PM Zelda (www) said:


I thought it was more of a combination of a cough and a sneeze.

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On : 12/6/2004 7:11:33 AM Trashman (www) said:


Since when is White Trash an insult?

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On : 12/6/2004 9:30:05 AM Kat (www) said:


Loved the Haiku. Loved that you were watching porn even more. hahaha

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On : 12/6/2004 11:21:00 AM Zelda (www) said:


Trash - It's never an insult when I say it.

Kat - Thanks. I thought that might get a laugh or two.

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On : 12/6/2004 11:15:28 PM Jay (www) said:


busted! so was it good? which one, maybe i've seen it.

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On : 12/7/2004 2:14:36 AM Zelda (www) said:


I forget what it was that I typed into google, but all of these busty nekkid girls popped up. I'm kind of a sucker for tits if only for reasons of comparison, so I was perusing my way through pop-up after pop-up, oblivious to the fact that Jethro was behind me whacking off in sheer amusement.