Monday, April 03, 2006

Gwennie came up to me on Saturday.

"Mom. Guess what? On Monday they're going to teach us about babies."

"Oh really?" I was a little startled having received no pior word of this little endeavor.

"Yes," she continued. "But they said we can't tell anyone."

"Oh really?!" I was nonplussed. "Just who is going to be teaching you about babies?"

"Mrs. Tom, but she said it's a secret and we shouldn't tell anyone."

"Well, I don't like secrets about babies." I said firmly, imagining myself having an interesting little chat with the principal. "If you have any questions about babies, you can ask me anytime. I will tell you anything you want to know."

I was just gearing up for a good discussion when Gwennie suddenly burst out with:

"Hahahahaha! I fooled you. You know what day it is?"

Folks, I nearly died. She is only 6.

1 comment:

Zelda said...

Don't you love it when your kids pull one over on you? She got you good. I am proud of her.
Jen | Homepage | 04.03.06 - 2:21 pm | #

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LOL!! Holy Moly!! Only 6!! Buckle up and hang on tight this little lady could be taking you on some wild rides!! Can't wait to hear stories about her when she's 16!!
Lynx | 04.03.06 - 2:28 pm | #

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Jen - Laugh it up. Your eldest is on the same track.

Lynx - I shudder at the thought of her being 16.
Zelda | Homepage | 04.03.06 - 3:36 pm | #

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You are in for a whole heap of shit, ya know? She's a live one.
Kristin | 04.03.06 - 4:45 pm | #

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If she's that good now, you better hope they come up with homing devices for teens by the time she's drivin...I bet she's already mapping out excuses and working on story lines for why she didn't make it home...

One reason I'm thankful for all boys. lol.
Angi | Homepage | 04.03.06 - 4:47 pm | #

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I love her!!
Inanna | Homepage | 04.03.06 - 7:04 pm | #

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Love that girl!!!
Brighton | Homepage | 04.03.06 - 9:35 pm | #

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She is a genius!!! I love it! Man, I know you already know it but I'll just repeat it again... you're in trouble!!!! LOL
Michelle | Homepage | 04.04.06 - 12:48 am | #

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Two words: Button pusher.


Jeanette | Homepage | 04.07.06 - 3:13 am | #

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