Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Guess the Race of Jethro

First, keep Trashman and his wife, Jen in your thoughts and prayers. She is having a hard time with her pregnancy and is in danger of losing the baby.

Ok. First off, would it be too tacky to hold a "Guess the Race of Jethro" Contest? I think it probably would, but let's do it anyway. The winner(s) get a picture of my boobs. Just kidding. The winner(s) get a picture of our family (which I have resisted posting up 'til now), which I can't see as being that great a prize, but it's all I have.

Secondly, I just wanted to say that there wasn't any particular reason why I have never mentioned Jethro's race, and this isn't some kind of social experiment, just fun. So don't think I'm scavenging for racists or something.

Allright. The Choices are as follows:

1. White

2. Black

3. Hispanic

4. American Indian/Alaskan Native

5. Asian/Pacific Islander


Good Luck. (Have I just sunk to a new low?)

33 comments:

Katrina said...

Zelda,
I'd have to say Asian/Pacific Islander...but only because that would be incredibly sexy.

Joey B!!!! said...

hmmm i'm going to have to say hispanic

do i really get a picture of your boobs

Zelda said...

I would love to send out pics of my boobs, but Jethro would stalk you and kill you. :-( He is a strict guardian of his wife's physical attributes. And he is armed.

Angi said...

I'm gonna guess Pacific Islander, it was between that and American Indian.

So where's my pic? Huh, huh, tell me, huh.

Opaco said...

i will say that he is....American Indian/Alaskan Native

what did i win?

Trashman said...

Thank you for the well wishes and I think Jethro is white.

TROGERS said...

Asian,if I am right, I will explain my guess.

Vadergrrrl said...

errr Human Race?

can I see your boobs too?

Jenn said...

Zelda,
I have been by a couple of times mostly just lurking. I had to comment and say how much I loved your comments on Jacks blog. Very awesome!

Seeker said...

I want to say asian, but since you call him "Jethro" I don't think that names really fits a chinker; plus you always talk about him being violent when it comes to seeing naked picts of you.. yada yada. I have really never known a violent asian in my life.

Pacific Islander is quite possible because they can usually be bigger than average guys and him being in chiro would make sense if he is big because he could put a mother fucker in a head lock and crack his shit with no problem. Then again wearing those little loin clothsmight make a patient uncomfortable if his nutsack rubbed against them.

I don't think white because there would be no reason for us to guess his ethnicity.

American Indian is a possiblity but don't they drink all the time and have their pow wow's to go to? How could he ever get any schooling done?

Alaskan is interesting just because you mention it at all as a guess... then again your in Houston so I would think living an igloo would be impractical at best and the heat would make it melt.

Hispanic is a good choice because you are in south Texas and mexico at one time (still does? LMFAO) owned that area of the world. This would cause a high population base to be mexican regardless. But then again siestas would get in the way of working and school so I really am not sure about that choice.

Black is a possiblity as well, but for some reason I really don't think so. It is not unusual or unique in this day and age to find a black man and white woman together. It is also debatable whether as a black male he would find interest in blogging , playing paintball or doing those types of things, after all it would cut into his drug profits and his new adidas might get dirty, and the bling bling might be an obvious target for him to get shot by the paint.

Has all of this been too politically incorrect with all my stereotypical answers?

LMAO regardless of what he is I hope you know I am just being silly... =)

I say his heritage most likely comes from the pacific islands there abouts.

Seeker said...
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Zelda said...

This is so fun. No offense will be taken unless, of course, you call for our deaths or something, so be as unPC as you like.

I think it's so obvious, but then again, I sleep with him.

Zelda said...

Vader - I would email you a pic of my boobs in a heartbeat. I think Jeth might find that hot.

Jenn - Thanks for stopping by. I think Jack must have felt like someone steamrolled over his blog, but I can't help myself. Lurk away, but leave me a comment every once in awhile so I know your out there.

Jay said...

fuck, seeker, get to the damn point!

well, hispanic isn't a race, it's an ethnicity. so just in case it's a trick question i say white.

Lady Charisse said...

I say 4. American Indian/Alaskan Native because I just do. I like people of my kind, and I like him, he's a cool guy. There's really no reason behind my choosing other than I figure, what the hell why not?

KEF said...

5. Asian/Pacific Islander

How much odder can that be in Texas?

Seeker said...

Jay fuck off

Zelda when are the results going to be in? so that we may know.

Zelda said...

I was going to post the results in a week or two, but I'm frightened to wait that long. Depending on how it goes for me in court tomorrow, I will post on Friday.

Seeker said...

I musta missed a post... what court? And whats that got to do with the knowing the answer to your little what color is he quiz?

Zelda said...

Sorry, I'm tired. I got a 2nd traffic ticket and have to go to court. It really doesn't have anything to do with the results, just kind of thinking while blogging. Anyway, regardless, I'll post the answer Friday. But since you seem like you're going wet yourself in anticipation, I'll email you. :-)

Seeker said...

Yay! I rule (as always) And I am the Seeker who the fuck else would I be if I didnt take the piss waiting for the answer?

Zelda said...

hee hee "The Leaker" hee hee

Johnnie Walker said...

Purely based on the pseudonym of "Jethro," I'd have to say white. I can't imagine any non-white person taking up such a name. :) Is that politically incorrect of me to say?

Zelda said...

Johnny, yes it is :-) but that's ok.

Sweetie Guy Hutchinson said...

I am voting Asian!

Great blog!!

Inanna said...

I'm saying American Indian just because that would be completely and utterly hot and remind me of a trashy romance novel cover.... mmmmm... hot brave takes big-breasted woman. *Pant pant pant* E-mail me too! I can't wait. Oh and include a pic of your breasts too! MUAH!!

Zelda said...

Sweetie Guy - Thanks!

Inanna - If you are right, that would be totally hot. And trashy.

Lisa said...

I'm voting Black :D

tinyhands said...

Nobody guessed "aboriginal" and I find it suspicious that it was left off the list...I'm guessing that even though Thursday's blog says others have guessed right.

Zelda said...

I got the list of "races" from the NYPD police officer application. They're extremely inaccurate, but that was the best I could do. I wasn't going to spend years compiling a list of all the possibilities. I figured if anyone had a problem, they could take it up with the NYPD. :-)

Thanks for playing.

Johnny Monk said...

i am going to guess number 5 i feel he is somewhere from the pacific islands...

Jethro said...

Oh my god, this is funny as hell!

Johnny Monk said...

i think i change my mind, but only if i am right, i think jethro is actually white..