Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Pictures

PICTURE REMOVED

OK, that porn-monkey of a husband posted all the pictures first, so now I'm forced to post twice in one day and the wisdom and beauty that is my previous post will go unnoticed when compared to my boobs. Yes, they are real. Yes, they are quite large. Yes, even one of them is bigger than my head. Yes, Jethro likes to suck on them. Yes, I'm still pulling college boys out of my cleavage.

So here I am. Zelda. I just figured this picture was a decent compromise for those who wanted to see it all, and me who wanted to show as little as possible.

26 comments:

Johnny5 said...

My god, parallel light houses!

Zelda said...

Yes, I know. No one ever loses me.

Angi said...

yep, you're right, all intellient conversation you have ever had, or will have has been replaced by the mental pic, and jealousy of Jethro from all the men.

Zelda said...

Damn.

Jethro said...

I'm not jealous....I'm too well armed ;-)

Angi said...

Just to let you know I totally meant that in a sarcastic kind of way, but I do know that the men are jealous that you are forever Jethro's girl!

Lisa said...

Hellllllllooooooooo Nurse.

Jay said...

goddamn!

Zelda said...

Angi- Thanks. They certainly wouldn't be if they had any sense whatsoever. I'm impossible to live with. Jethro only puts up with me because his desire to play "tune in tokyo" overrides all logic and rationality. I'm flattered.

Lisa - Hellllllllooooooo Yourself! :-)

Jay - You will be mentioned in a post coming soon.

Johnnie Walker said...

Wow. I'm speechless. :D

nita said...

i had those. gone in one afternoon and the only thing i miss about them would have been the ability to breast feed :)

you could probably write a book on the stupid things people have said to you just because you have big boobs, yes?!

Zelda said...

Nita - The downside to breastfeeding was that I nearly suffocated both my kids. Hell, I've nearly suffocated Jethro.

I could write a book, but they are a mesmerizing force, and I don't hold people too accountable for what they say under their hypnosis. I may very well get The Reduction someday, but I'm going to wait until they need a lift as well. Kill 2 birds, so to speak. Hopefully I'll be done with the babies and won't need them as a food source anymore.

jp said...

holy CRAP!! I know you said...but shit. Wow.

Anonymous said...

It's just a good thing that you are married to a chiropractor to be. Good luck with those back adjustments.

Zelda said...

Anon -That was the deal. I said I'd keep them if he'd become a chiropractor. You can see how much they mean to him.

Inanna said...

I bow to you great ZeeZee...

Zelda said...

Aren't they obnoxious? :-)

Opaco said...

Zelda, you hottie! Holy Shit! I mean...aw fuck it...

Jenn said...

Zelda,
You know I noticed what a beautiful smile you had, before I noticed your other assets, you are stunning sweetie!

wilde_thought said...

Everyone else was commenting...so what was the question again? You're right. They are a mesmerizing force.

Glad you still have a healthy attitude about them. Most women with eye-ball attracters like yours are overly self-conscious. They hide them and hate men who enjoy the sight.

Zelda said...

Nah. I used to be extremely self-conscious, and I don't usually wear clothes like that, but I've learned to live with them and even like them. And people can't help looking. Even women. So I really don't get offended. Once I open my mouth, you forget all about them. The only downside is that women will be mean to me sometimes for no reason.

Anonymous said...

Sgt. B. here...
Ma'am, while you do boast a bountiful, nay, magnificent superstructure, I would like to say that the sparklies in the eyes and the whole facial expression thang is quite easy on the eyes... (Seen waaay to many big-boobed slack-jaws... Glad to see intelligence AND a nice rack!)
Ol' Jethro, he's a lucky bloke, eh?
Oh yeah, best line out of an aminated flick:
"Corn, why is it always corn?"
Cheers, to both of youse!
Sgt. B.
(hvygunner2000@yahoo.com)
I ain't anonymous...

Zelda said...

That was such a lovely compliment. Thank you.

Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Files said...

Nahamanahamanahamana...

See, they need to make the plastic ones look like THAT.

Zelda said...

Can't be done Cig. They've tried. But I daresay, they'll be turning heads in the opposite direction in 15 years, so I'm not above a little reduction.

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