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OK, that porn-monkey of a husband posted all the pictures first, so now I'm forced to post twice in one day and the wisdom and beauty that is my previous post will go unnoticed when compared to my boobs. Yes, they are real. Yes, they are quite large. Yes, even one of them is bigger than my head. Yes, Jethro likes to suck on them. Yes, I'm still pulling college boys out of my cleavage.
So here I am. Zelda. I just figured this picture was a decent compromise for those who wanted to see it all, and me who wanted to show as little as possible.
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My god, parallel light houses!
Yes, I know. No one ever loses me.
Damn.
I'm not jealous....I'm too well armed ;-)
Hellllllllooooooooo Nurse.
Angi- Thanks. They certainly wouldn't be if they had any sense whatsoever. I'm impossible to live with. Jethro only puts up with me because his desire to play "tune in tokyo" overrides all logic and rationality. I'm flattered.
Lisa - Hellllllllooooooo Yourself! :-)
Jay - You will be mentioned in a post coming soon.
i had those. gone in one afternoon and the only thing i miss about them would have been the ability to breast feed :)
you could probably write a book on the stupid things people have said to you just because you have big boobs, yes?!
Nita - The downside to breastfeeding was that I nearly suffocated both my kids. Hell, I've nearly suffocated Jethro.
I could write a book, but they are a mesmerizing force, and I don't hold people too accountable for what they say under their hypnosis. I may very well get The Reduction someday, but I'm going to wait until they need a lift as well. Kill 2 birds, so to speak. Hopefully I'll be done with the babies and won't need them as a food source anymore.
holy CRAP!! I know you said...but shit. Wow.
It's just a good thing that you are married to a chiropractor to be. Good luck with those back adjustments.
Anon -That was the deal. I said I'd keep them if he'd become a chiropractor. You can see how much they mean to him.
I bow to you great ZeeZee...
Aren't they obnoxious? :-)
Zelda,
You know I noticed what a beautiful smile you had, before I noticed your other assets, you are stunning sweetie!
Everyone else was commenting...so what was the question again? You're right. They are a mesmerizing force.
Glad you still have a healthy attitude about them. Most women with eye-ball attracters like yours are overly self-conscious. They hide them and hate men who enjoy the sight.
Nah. I used to be extremely self-conscious, and I don't usually wear clothes like that, but I've learned to live with them and even like them. And people can't help looking. Even women. So I really don't get offended. Once I open my mouth, you forget all about them. The only downside is that women will be mean to me sometimes for no reason.
Sgt. B. here...
Ma'am, while you do boast a bountiful, nay, magnificent superstructure, I would like to say that the sparklies in the eyes and the whole facial expression thang is quite easy on the eyes... (Seen waaay to many big-boobed slack-jaws... Glad to see intelligence AND a nice rack!)
Ol' Jethro, he's a lucky bloke, eh?
Oh yeah, best line out of an aminated flick:
"Corn, why is it always corn?"
Cheers, to both of youse!
Sgt. B.
(hvygunner2000@yahoo.com)
I ain't anonymous...
That was such a lovely compliment. Thank you.
Nahamanahamanahamana...
See, they need to make the plastic ones look like THAT.
Can't be done Cig. They've tried. But I daresay, they'll be turning heads in the opposite direction in 15 years, so I'm not above a little reduction.
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