Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Trains, Planes, and Tibetan Monks

I saw the weirdest bumper sticker the other day. It wasn't even on the bumper, but on the side passenger window. It said, "I brake for trains." The lady driving the car didn't look like she had a sense of humor either.

I'm about to break down and get haloscan comments. But I hate like anything to lose the other ones. We've had some nice conversations and Jack sort of propositioned me once. But I think I'll take a lesson from the Tibetan monks and get the hell over it.

I have a friend visiting me beginning on May 6, so I don't know how much time I'll have to blog, but I will do my best. My will is sapped. I am now one with The Blog.

17 comments:

Jethro said...

I lost a lot of good comments too, but I figured we'll get more of them.

Angi said...

side passenger window? Okkkkkkkk.

You can always stay up late, lose sleep, and blog. THe action's better at 3am! lol.

Trashman said...

copy and past Jack's proposition in the comments on every post. that way you'll always have it.

Trashman said...

I'd like to see it myself. I didn't know he ever propositioned a woman. He's like Jay when it comes to man-love.

Zelda said...

Trashman - Here's where I backpedal like a politician with panties in his pocket:

It was only a sort of proposition and it may have been wishful thinking on my part. But I think he's such a tease with his guns and his strip clubs and scorpion infested cabin. Perhaps I'm unhealthy.

Kristin said...

Damn it Zelda! I can't even get him to proposition me. What's your secret?

Zelda said...

It has to be my modesty and wit, Kristin.

Kristin said...

See, and here I've been throwing myself at him! You are the master, I bow to your abilities.

Zelda said...

No, you can't throw yourself at him. It will send him back into hibernation. You have to be subtle and artful, full of tact and grace.

Kristin said...

I have none of that, I'm screwed.

Jen said...

Zelda - just in case I don't get back to blogging until later this week, have a great birthday!! Let me know if you are planning anything, and I will be there.

Michelle said...

No time for blogging... where are your priorities??? LOL You have to stay one with the blog, think of your public! We need it too! ;) Hope you have a good visit and a great birthday!

Boobabe said...

Zelda,
Did I miss something? You have a b-day coming up?? Hope you run around in your birthday suit. hehe

noonie said...

have a great birthday whenever it is!

Jethro said...

Her birthday is tomorrow.

Jethro said...

Thursday, May 5

alix said...

erm...happy belated birthday and mother's day and all that good stuff!

i like your head. :o) and your sarcasm!

btw, i saw the sand mandala here in atlanta, and it was glorious...watched the performance of the sacred dance, too...highly recommend it! and the monks are just the BEST!