Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Words of Wisdom

Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right....

2 comments:

Brian said...

I have no basis for comparison. I've never had a near-beer and the only cousin I went down on was actually a step-cousin. We were both 16, she had a smokin hot bod and we had the whole barn to ourselves . . .

So what compelled you to craft this comparison?

Zelda said...

She was my real cousin and as much as I drank, I couldn't catch a buzz.