Friday, September 16, 2011

Catching Up

Well yes, it's been awhile. Not too much in the way of news, except that the swinger couple broke up in dramatic fashion, which was fairly predictable. She was a diabetic who would have weird, blood sugar related outbursts flinging wild accusations of physical and sexual misconduct and vile profanity. The swinger gentleman decided that the opportunity to stick his dick in a cage containing the volatile creature was probably not worth the potential of having it bitten off. In jail.

Other than that, things are going well. That's good for me, but obviously terrible for the blogging.

But as Jethro says, "I've got a beautiful wife, adorable children, a great house, a great career, my dream car, and Gears of War 3 is coming out next week. Can't ask for more than that."

And should I be content? Yes. I should. But as usual, I'm not. I'm trying to take credit for my kids who are quite lovely, but they were pretty much just born like that so I want a career of some kind to take credit for and make a little scratch at. Yes, I help Jethro at the clinic, and yes, I do graphic design on the side, but I really would like to make either of them just slightly more lucrative. What's that you say? The economy is shit? All the more reason to suck it up and do something. I am ambitious for both of us, but I don't know how to take the first step in really launching either of us. It's annoying. But enough of that. This is boring.

So what else is new? Oh yeah. Jethro bought a car. A blue 2008 Audi A5. We can't afford it, but we did it anyway because he was driving a beater and it didn't make him look successful. Or competent. Or sane. So we will continue our diet of beans and gruel cooked on an increasingly hostile stove for a little while longer. Not that we're that poor. We just have a lot of debt that we would like to pay off sooner rather than later.

In other, not so pleasant news, both of Jethro's parents have suffered strokes. His mom had one over a year ago and refused to get diagnosed for over 6 months. Now she is continuing to refuse to go to physical therapy, so she is getting weaker and weaker and there is nothing we can do with her unrelenting stubbornness. It sucks. Jethro's father is almost as bad, but fortunately his stroke, while not as serious, had more obvious side effects so he went to the hospital and got treatment. Unfortunately, while there, they discovered his platelets are low and his white cell count is high, so they are trying to figure out what unknown condition he has on top of having had a stroke. And it would not be an exaggeration to say that he is a reluctant participant in his own healthcare.

Jethro, confronted with the genetic red flags of stroke, has begun a rigorous exercise regimen and I offer him thoughtful and well-timed encouragement from the couch while drinking a nice red wine with cocoa undertones and eating Dryers French Silk ice cream. I'm nice like that.

Now for anyone who has read me for a long time, this is going to blow your mind. My eldest is 12 years old. She was 4 when I started this horror show.  She is everything a 12 year old should be. Insecure, awkward, sassy, and beautiful. So much of a child still, thank God, but darting towards a womanhood she greatly anticipates and utterly fears. Boys are complete mysteries to her, but she knows she kind of likes them. Her heart is kind. Dogs and babies love and obey her with complete devotion. She geeks out on anime, but loves playing basketball. I look at her all the time and still can't quite believe that this spunky, delicate little creature is mine to love with all my heart.


Ezza said...

My goodness, I've had you sitting in my feed reader for YEARS. I first discovered blogs before my daughter was born and while I was pregnant. I can't even remember now why or how I found you. How long has it been since you've posted? six months? a year? But hearing that your oldest is twelve is shocking... until i realize that my own is FIVE. I guess I don't really have a point, but I'm just amazed that it's been so long that I've been peeping in on your snapshots of life. Well done to both of you. Your girls are lucky to have some great parents.

Zelda said...

What a nice comment! Thank you.

Have you ever commented before? I don't remember. And I haven't been blogging much since my children became more interesting. They were boring babies and I thought I was going to go crazy when they were little, so I started blogging then and it worked out really well. Now I have them to talk to, so I don't get around much to writing.

Foxy Wizard said...

Life goes on. I woke up one day, and realized I was a grandfather with TEN grandkids. That can only mean one thing: I'm old. And the problem of being single and old, is the imprint of who I am attracted to hasn't changed, so I sit at home most Friday and Saturday nights.

Zelda, I am so glad you posted. I always enjoy your wit and wisdom. Despite your self-deprecation, I know you to be a caring, thinking, passionate woman and I am glad to know you.

Jammie J. said...

I love Jethro's outlook on life.  Counting his blessings.

You... well, I think you're looking ahead to when your kids are out of the house?  Maybe?  Or maybe you're just, like you said, wanting to do more.  Either way, it's not a bad thing.  I admire you, you know... you're incredibly smart and well-spoken.

Your daughters are beautiful and, yep, it blows my mind that you have one on the brink of womanhood.  That's crazy shit right there.


Christina LMT said...

Yay, it's so good to see you back! Are you still doing massage?
I feel like the perennial student, but I'll get to the end eventually. And you want to talk old? Remember my daughter, Silver? She's a Junior in COLLEGE and she's TWENTY YEARS OLD. That makes me decrepit, I suppose. :D
I'm sure you'll find the perfect career path sooner or later, probably when you least expect it. I've found that's how life works.
I'm sorry to hear about Jethro's folks, that seriously sucks. :(

Your daughters are epic in their awesomeness, but that's what happens when you have awesome parents.

Please keep posting, I'll keep reading!

Zelda said...

Jammie - Jethro's easily contented. Me, not so much. Not that I'm not happy, just not content. My brain is wired to constantly do something new. And thank you for the compliment. I love reading your blog. It's like David playing to Saul (with you being David and me Saul).

Zelda said...

Hey Christina! 

No, I am not still doing massage. I am the perennial student. And truly it fills me with self-loathing.

And I can't believe Silver is a Junior. She gets to really laugh at all the Freshmen now.

charmed said...

Your oldest is 12?  Dang.... what happened there.... 

That's ok, Noah is 13.... hrmmmmmm maybe we need to get the two of them together, he loves Anime as well. HA>  

judi bola said...

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