I think it is because I feel more danger from women who act like frigid bitches that I get so on women's cases. But men are at fault too. I have three words for married men in that particular situation. BUTCH UP SALLY. If your wife is treating you like shit it is most likely because you subscribed to the idea that if you went along with all the PC feminist bullshit, you would get laid. How wrong you are. Women want men. You can be sensitive, caring, loving, hardworking, forthright, honest, whatever, but you have to be men. This pretty much means not being a feminist. You can't trust a man who claims to be a feminist or who is very politically correct, because there is nothing in it for him. Men have the right to want sex. They have even more of a right to want sex with their wives. Kinky, dirty, porny sex. Yeah. Excuse me.
I'm back. Anyway, wives get weird after they have kids. Partly because their bods are different. Would it be nice to have a great pre-baby body? Yes. Is that necessarily going to happen? No. So guys, be polite about the extra pounds. The lady just went through childbirth, and it is just plain rude to make her feel like a freak about it. Everyone has to get over their hang-ups. Do guys want a dead-sexy wife? Sure. Do they want sex with their wives regardless? Sure. So do your workouts, tell your kids to shut up and watch tv, and have a little fun. Is that so fucking hard? Probably. Oh well, I think I'm done with the subject.
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*Applauds again* Well done! Whoo whoo whoo!!
Thanks Inanna. I was pretty sure I was going to bore everyone to death and I would be, once again, blogging my little heart out in the sea of blogs that no one reads. So thanks again.
I remember I dated a girl who put on a decent amount of weight at one point in our relationship. I was so in love with her at that point, I didn't even notice. My carnal wants and needs were based solely on the feeling she gave me as a person and otherwise.
But she ditched me when I needed her most, and I acted like a man and just let her fade away. She still calls every once in awhile, but she doesn't deserve what I haven anymore, and she knows it.
Be a man, but always care. Not an easy job for guys to balance.
Jethro are friends with these two couples. We all got married pretty young, and we all have kids around the same age. They will be divorced within 10 years, or as soon as the dumb husbands discover that there may be younger hotter women out there who won't deny them sex if they leave a wet towel on the floor. That is a true story too. I'll have to blog about the specifics - it is kind of funny actually.
And Johnny, you don't want me anymore??? :-( You made me lose face with Jethro. I showed him your comment and was gloating: Nya nya nyanya nya some other guy wants me . Then you removed your comment and he is not letting me forget it, which has actually given us the biggest blog laugh yet, although I wish I had been a little more modest now.
Good to hear from you Greg. My sisters are bitches, but you're welcome to them. Take your pick.
You'll have a problem there. The hot ones aren't easy and the easy ones aren't hot. Little Catch 22 there.
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