Well, the Guess the Race of Jethro contest is going very well. I'll post the answer tomorrow. I think the it will surprise even the one/those who got it right. I'll have lots more to blog about, as will Jethro.
Well the fat bitch of a prosecutor won't let me off with deferred adjudication for my speeding ticket. I don't care. My friend's father, who is a big-shot major league attorney (and one of the most gracious people you will ever meet) said he would help me out.
I wasn't sure if I should name drop to the prosecutor, so I asked her if she needed my attorney's information. She said, "Why would I?" I said, "I don't know, I'm asking you." She had the nerve to ask, "Is he representing you?" I said, "Why else would I bring it up?" Then she asked me for his information. She didn't even take his number, that's how well known he is to the courts. In your face, you fat bitch.
This prosecutor was around 300lbs. And she intimidated this guy into paying for an insurance violation when he wasn't the one driving. The judge called her up there to ask why she was allowing him to pay a ticket that he was not responsible for. She stammered for a few minutes, then finally said she hadn't noticed that he wasn't the one driving (?!). It didn't look good for her because the guy was black and gangsterish-looking. She came off like the biggest racial profiler and everyone in the court was glaring at her. Served her right.
After they set the pre-trial conference, we left. Jethro had taken the morning off of school just for me, (but probably only because he got laid for it). I love him for it anyway.
If you aren't being charged with anything, the courthouse is an interesting place.
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Jeth said she was just jealous cuz I was better lookin'. I don't know about that, but I'll take it as a compliment. But yes, I hope they drop the whole case.
And I can't tell you how many people guessed right yet. Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I'll love ya, tomorrow. You're only a day away.
Go Zelda, go Zelda!!! BTW... thanks for the idea for my blog... you get props and oh, a little something extra if you want. Does Jethro have any brothers???
Unfortunately, no. He has two sisters. And I have eight sisters. So between the two of us, our poor kids have 10 aunts. And no cousins. They are spoiled positively rotten.
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