Thursday, April 21, 2005

Ahhhhh, Fuck You.

Just when I think I’ve left NY behind me for good and all, I find myself pulling out of the driveway, only to be beeped at by a car I considered too far away to impede in any way. Some road rage ensued and I found myself forcefully giving the finger to a friendly neighbor who was waving from their car as they passed, beeping happily.

Note to self: Cut off finger and bring over sweet potato pie.

5 comments:

Brighton said...

That will make for interesting conversation at the next neighborhood block party...

verpnica said...

Wild shrieks in NM

Johnnie Walker said...

Temper, temper, temper! :)

OTHER COMMENTS said...

On : 4/21/2005 5:47:11 PM noonie (www) said:


Oooops! Been there done that..... outside school.

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On : 4/21/2005 7:05:50 PM Kristin (www) said:


Thanks, I just spit all over my monitor!

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On : 4/21/2005 9:12:55 PM JamDaddy (www) said:


Sweet! Hope you blew a kiss after that quick FU.

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On : 4/21/2005 9:39:54 PM micki (www) said:


LMAO!....Oops

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On : 4/21/2005 10:13:49 PM Lisa (www) said:


You don't have a "Laughing My Fat Ass Off" Icon.

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On : 4/21/2005 10:53:41 PM Michelle (www) said:


I gave the one fingered salute the other day... my finger just popped up on its own. Of course the jerk who I saluted definitely deserved it! I didn't think before I did it, the kids were all in the car but not a single one saw me do it... I felt like a kid who got away with something! LOL

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On : 4/21/2005 11:29:46 PM Elizabeth (www) said:


Just choked on my coffee. Thanks. Ever since I lived in NY, I can't stand passive Midwestern drivers.
You can get the girl out of the East Coast, but...

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On : 4/22/2005 7:13:24 AM ALa (www) said:


OMG, that sounds like something I would do ...and then be forced to run from my house to the car in shame for the next week! Of course living in Philly there is barely a such thing as a friendly neighbor, so I am usually OK!
I think you can keep the finger, but the sweet potato pie might be a good investment for future relations!

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On : 4/22/2005 9:16:05 AM Ciggy (www) said:


That was me, Z. Yeah, you're Numba One with me too!

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On : 4/22/2005 9:40:14 AM Zelda (www) said:


Noonie - I knew we had something in common.

Kristin - Sorry, bad habit

JamDaddy - I wish I had.

Micki - Yeah...

Lisa - That's because your ass is "juicy."

Michelle - There's nothing more satisfying than giving it to someone who deserves it.

Elizabeth - See now, I don't like aggressive East Coast drivers. I think they're reckless and stupid. Houston drivers are simply insane. They have third world driving instincts. But nice neighborhood drivers don't really deserve the finger.

Ala - Churlish neighbors have their good points

Cig - Somehow, I doubt you have grown long blonde hair and boobs.

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On : 4/22/2005 10:40:52 AM elliott (www) said:


Fuck em, they'll get over it after they have a slice of that pie.

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On : 4/22/2005 11:26:21 AM Jpck20 (www) said:


you East Coast girls!!! I know, I'm married to one!

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On : 4/22/2005 11:30:32 AM eyerocker (www) said:

its ok...in arkansas that finger means "i love you too" i really like to spread the love around and frequently do.

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On : 4/22/2005 11:32:09 AM jp (www) said:


Too bad you don't have a poloroid of their face. I bet it was priceless.

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On : 4/22/2005 3:35:34 PM seven (www) said:

I do that all the time, that'll teach the neighbors to get friendly with me....ha! bastits!! LOL

I hope you and Jeth have a good weekend babe!! hehe

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