Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Perverts Read My Blog

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

These are the more interesting/inexplicable searches:

"zelda nekkid" (this one I fully understand and don't blame anyone for).

"ugly pussies" (I wouldn't actually look for them, but if someone said "look at this ugly pussy ," I don't think I'd turn away).

"watching someones dick fuck through crotchless panties" (Very specific).

"used sex toy Zelda" (I wonder if they wanted to see me using a sex toy, or if they wanted my used sex toy).

"sleeping tushy free samples" (Nothing free here).

"35lbs red grease" (I shudder to think).

"Poke Zelda's Boobs" (That will definitely cost you).

"Wheelchair Zelda" (I can only imagine)

"Joey Degraw dead" (Jealous? I guess my one-time make-out buddy has a hard time making friends).

So anyway, I'm probably going to get my real estate license. I guess this means I have to learn to drive. Seeing as how I detest people who are buying homes, you wouldn't think this is the right line of work for me. But being Catholic, I sometimes think that if you suffer here on earth, you won't get it so bad when you inevitably eat it.

16 comments:

micki said...

I wonder if a few of those searches have anything to do with the nintendo game character Zelda.
Apparantly there are a few who search for cartoon porn. I posted about one of my favorite saturday morning cartoons and got a hit from "winx club bondage porn" LMAO!

Zelda said...

No Micki. I'm sure they were looking for me. After all, who would you want to see nekkid?

:-)

Jay said...

You rang? Oh, I thought you were talking about me.

I keep a list of the search terms for our blog: Jays Blog Tracks: Recent searches that found Jay Loves Kitti Even so I don't include the truly disturbing ones.

Jay (who Loves Kitti)

micki said...

I get a choice! ;)
Hmmm...Tim McGraw comes to mind. Dean Cain. And the list goes on.....

JamDaddy said...

You have nice pervs, the one who find my blog would have to die. Of course the number 2 search on my blog is about suicide so maybe I need to do something about it being on the boring side. Poking Boobies sounds much more fun.

Brighton said...

Too funny!

ALa said...

Stalking my Site Meter is one of my favorite things to do. I love seeing the crazy searches that somehow get people to my site. I made the mistake of telling my mom a few and she freaked out..."What are you writing, how would someone get to your blog typing in 'huge black man does little blonde?!'"...LOL. I have no idea mom :)

Michelle said...

Wow! Some of those searches are crazy! I loved your responses to them though ;) I think I might go and put out some searches with crazy titles to see what I can find.

veronica said...

Too wild.
We share the same twisted ? mentation on penance earthside.

Inanna said...

Ugly pussies??? Uhhh... nah I don't wanna know.

Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Files said...

I prefer not to know what searches bring people to my blog.

Boobabe said...

I wish the searches fro me were as perverted. I've had 7 diferent ISP addresses searching for AB loungers and ended up finding me. What a hoot, I post once about wanting one and bingo, I'm getting hits from it. (BTW, still haven't got it yet, probably be Aug before I get into a swimsuit.)

Jethro said...

Phone is off the hook. Call me.

Jethro said...

Phone is off the hook. Call me.

tinyhands said...

FYI- The Texas Music is back on...

Kristin said...

I'm one of your loyal perverts, uh, I mean readers. Ugly pussies, yeah THAT'S a train wreck......