Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Pussies in the World of Blog

Kristin is guest-blogging for Brighton while she's on vacation - which is a nice thing all the way around. I don't know how Kristin does it, but anonymous little pus buckets are just drawn to her. She had written a pretty benign little rant about how cyclists piss her off (a particular pet peeve of mine which I relate to wholeheartedly) and she gets this in the comments:

"You suck...You are killing this blog bitch!"
Anonymous
(Naturally)

Well, the White Knight himself found his IP address and banned him. He also found his [very sucky] blog, which is weirdly, yet amusingly entitled "zen and the art of driving." Anyone care to make a wager that he's from CA?

He has a petulant little entry on how sensitive everyone is and how he's just sorry he didn't leave his name (like that would show us). Very brave of him considering that it is now known and he doesn't really have a choice. Then he whines that "bitch" isn't derogatory towards women. According to whom? He didn't say anything about "suck" though. He also said that he was just saying what everyone was thinking (apparently he is also psychic). He really is a pussy. Not a really dirty pussy, just one with maybe a slight yeast infection, or maybe a little wart. Yeah, a wart. That would be funnier. He makes a big show of not banning Seven or erasing his comment. Who would like to make a little wager that he doesn't know how?

I realize people like this are a waste of skin and time. But that's only if you are really mad at them. As a source of amusement, they are priceless. Who would like to make a little wager that he quits blogging saying that [insert lisp] "there are just too many assholes out there."

2 comments:

Robert said...

Now that's just damn funny
"maybe a yeast infection or a wart ... HA!"

I'm gonna have to read his blog and blast him a few times.

O said...

Pussies in the World of Blog

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On : 4/5/2005 4:35:10 PM Jethro (www) said:


God, you turn me on when you call someone a pussy.

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On : 4/5/2005 6:29:17 PM elliott (www) said:


I keep asking for the assbags to swing by my site but, they've either become educated to my ways of theraputic retaliation or they're just plain gutless.

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On : 4/5/2005 9:47:23 PM angi (www) said:


Jethro, you and Z get a room as my kids tell us all the time...oh wait, you already did! lol.

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On : 4/5/2005 10:01:15 PM Jethro (www) said:


angi - LOL!

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On : 4/5/2005 10:07:08 PM Kristin (www) said:


I think I love you. Jeth, beware!

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On : 4/6/2005 12:12:18 AM Jeanette (www) said:


I say it's not a matter that bloggers are too sensitive. It's a matter that some people just aren't respectful.

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On : 4/6/2005 1:15:51 AM Kate the Peon (www) said:


Sorry, I'm slow - why the lisp?

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On : 4/6/2005 1:16:45 AM Zelda (www) said:


Cuz he's a pansy.

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On : 4/6/2005 7:39:48 AM seven (www) said:


LOL, sweet! that was a very eloquent way to portray your derision for people like that.

you rock!!

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On : 4/6/2005 7:41:06 AM Ciggy (www) said:


I nearly spit Juicy Juice all over my laptop reading this. A lot of people have an Inner Asshole, which they keep suppressed in real life because to do otherwise would get the shit stomped out of them by better people. On the Internet they see anonymity and the physical protection that brings, so they let their Inner Asshole come on out and fly around freely, not understanding that if they can't take what they dish out, they will be a source of mockery to even more people than if they were merely beaten at a bar to the point where they void bowels. The joke, ultimately, is on the Inner Asshole, a very deserving victim if ever there were one.


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On : 4/6/2005 8:40:58 AM Zelda (www) said:


Jeth, I turn you on when I sneeze.

Elliott - People don't write me snarky comments much either, except on Payasita I get the occasional moron.

Angi - We sure did.

Jeanette - Well really, Jeanette. Why on earth would anyone take offense to being told they suck and then called a bitch? If you don't want people to take offense, offend not.

Kristin - I'll hold him down for you.

Seven - Thanks. You too.

Ciggy - You made me spit in turn. Void bowels! Yeah, the Inner Asshole is the most ridiculous entity.

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On : 4/6/2005 10:01:21 AM Jethro (www) said:


Kristin - She's mine dammit! Mine I say! Mine, mine mine!

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On : 4/6/2005 10:31:29 AM micki (www) said:


I was thinking the same thing

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On : 4/6/2005 10:47:42 AM Zelda (www) said:


Huh? What is going on? I offered to let Kristin have at Jethro. I know he wouldn't mind.

I'm lost on everything else.

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On : 4/6/2005 11:19:44 AM Jethro (www) said:


Zelda - Maybe I'm misunderstanding this.

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On : 4/6/2005 11:46:22 AM char (www) said:


As long as he's not from San Diego than life is alright....I don't need him tainting my hometown ;)

Way to go Seven! Our hero!

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On : 4/6/2005 12:14:42 PM Jeanette (www) said:


I know that sounded trite but ... I had a big old long post that I was gonna put here ... then I realized that that's all I was trying to say. Of course, that's the reason I password protected my site ... I had idiots call me a bitch. The problem is, the stupid shit that did that is at some point going to be a distant relative. Now THAT pisses me off. And my idiot brother just la la laaaa's along thinking that his sex needs are more important than his family.

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On : 4/6/2005 4:50:08 PM Lisa (www) said:


Jeanette- Oy... Your story sounds like my boyfriend's brother. The puss has tained his reality.

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On : 4/6/2005 5:26:48 PM noonie (www) said:


laughing@jethro

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On : 4/6/2005 5:35:53 PM Zelda (www) said:


Nope. I was misunderstanding. I missed Kristin's period. That doesn't sound right. But it was ME Kristin loved, not Jeth. It was only my natural modesty and adorable self-depracation that caused the misunderstanding. Sorry Jeth. Sorry Kristin.

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On : 4/6/2005 7:36:36 PM Brighton (www) said:


You rock girl, next time we rail against someone we will go have a few ritas first. Invincible!!

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On : 4/6/2005 7:56:41 PM Jethro (www) said:


Zelda - That's what I thought to begin with.

Brighton - we had some more ritas this weekend at the beach. Wish you guys could've joined us, but it literally was a last minute decision to go.

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On : 4/6/2005 10:39:18 PM Kristin (www) said:


Oh hell, I love you both!!