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SLEEPING UGLY: The Life and Adventures of Zelda and Jethro
Saturday, September 02, 2006
How to Wildly Amuse Your Asian, Mel Brooks Fan of a Husband
While it's in repose, grab his male appendage, do your best imitation of Madeline Khan from Blazing Saddles, and say, "Oh, it's twue! It's twue!"
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I'm a crack-ho lazy mom who vacillates between feelings of inadequacy and delusions of grandeur. I am not bothered by kid snot, garlic breath or Bob Dylan's voice. But pinch me with your toes and I will probably kill you.
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