Three things that scare me:
The possibility of waking up next to a dead person.
tubgirl (***NOT SAFE***)
Paris Hilton's vagina
Three people who make me laugh:
Me
Trashman
this guy (H/T: Big Dick)
Three things I Love:
fiddle music
hockey players (teeth intact)
Elvis
Three Things I Hate:
Hippies
Watered down booze
When I'm going down and choke on a pubic hair
Three Things I Don't Understand:
War
Peace
People who desire either condition
Three Things on my Desk:
an empty yogurt container
a pencil holder made by Gwennie
The Computer
Three Things I'm Doing Right Now:
Attempting to breathe through both nostrils
Thinking about what I'm going to say to the mom of the two boys I watch after school for not getting them until 8:00 pm
Feeling one nipple (bad habit from childhood)
Three Things I Want to Do Before I Die:
Learn to dance as well as my grandmother
Finish something I start
Jethro in the Honda Pilot
Three Things I Can Do:
Cook
Play Guitar
Fuck
(I'm a fucking hippie)
Three Things I Can't Do:
Swallow (in the slutty sense)
The splits
Behave myself
Three Things You Should Listen To:
Cops
Old Crow Medicine Show
A woman in labor
Things You Should Never Listen To:
Oprah
"Spandex is so slimming!"
Fred Phelps
Three Things I'd Like To Learn:
How to dance
How to shoot
How to slap an ass so the sound reverberates
Three Favorite Foods:
Bacon
Mashed potatoes
Bacon and Mashed potatoes mixed together with some cheese and sour cream
Three Beverages I Drink Regularly:
Iced tea
Water
Vodka martinis
Three TV shows/Books I Watched/Read as a Kid:
Shakespeare (no lie)
The Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show
The Little House on the Prairie series (books, not the tv show)
Three Blogger Friends That I Am Going To Tag:
Tags die with me.
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