Friday, July 20, 2007

I'm Headed For An Early Grave

Gwennie: Hey Mom? Do you have some whipped cream and a feather?

Zelda (blinking madly): Uhhhhh..... Why on God's green earth do you want them? And what makes you think I would have them?

Gwennie: First of all, Emma is asleep and I want to put the whipped cream in her hand and tickle her nose with the feather. And second of all, I'm just asking.


Anonymous said...

Reminds me of a joke:

Q: What's the difference between erotic and perversion?
A: erotic is when you use a feather. perverted is when you use the whole chicken.

I didn't say it was a funny one!

Zelda said...

LOL!!! I thought it was a funny one.