Friday, January 21, 2005

The Blow Job

If you're under 18, you must gouge out your eyes before you read this. (That'll keep 'em away).

So I have been asked repeatedly to tell the bj story. It will sadly be one of my shortest postings ever. Basically, we were coming back from LA (Louisiana) back when no one cared if you were 21. I was quite intoxicated, passed out face down in Jethro's shorts. I had a dream that I was at the doctors' office and he was trying to use a gatorade squirt bottle as a tongue depressor. Inexplicably, he kept telling me to "swallow." When I came to, Jethro's eyes were rolled back in his head and his tongue was hanging out of his mouth. Oh yeah, and I was topless and my hands were tied to the bus window.

You can take your hands out of your pants now fellas.

4 comments:

COMMENT THIS said...

On : 1/21/2005 10:03:44 AM micki (www) said:




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On : 1/21/2005 10:13:27 AM Zelda (www) said:


Don't you love emoticons?

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On : 1/21/2005 10:24:33 AM Inanna (www) said:


Wow. *drool*

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On : 1/21/2005 11:16:31 AM Angi (www) said:




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On : 1/21/2005 12:01:23 PM Kate the Peon (www) said:


Zowza! Saweet!

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On : 1/21/2005 1:16:20 PM Trogers (www) said:


DAMN!

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On : 1/21/2005 1:31:39 PM micki (www) said:


I have had some really crazy, wild wet dreams, but I have never woken up to anything sticky. Can I borrow some of yours?

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On : 1/21/2005 6:27:49 PM Zelda (www) said:


Inanna - *drool* right back

Angi -

Kate - Not too rough for you, I hope?

TRogers - Are you flustered?

Micki - Anytime

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On : 1/21/2005 10:28:06 PM Jack (www) said:


The banging on the laundry story was hotter than that. I been gyped. I want my money back.

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On : 1/22/2005 2:46:11 AM Zelda (www) said:


Well, that's what you get when you put me on the spot.

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On : 1/22/2005 12:11:35 PM Trashman (www) said:


I'm kinda disappointed. Oh and how were your hands tied to the bus window?

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On : 1/22/2005 3:50:25 PM micki (www) said:


I thought she was in a car?

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On : 1/22/2005 8:22:55 PM Zelda (www) said:


Trash - I just threw that in for effect. My hands weren't really tied. Boy you fellows really go in for the salacious details.

Micki - It was a bus.

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On : 1/22/2005 9:13:16 PM Jethro (www) said:


Actually, I grabbed her hands and held them behind her.

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On : 1/25/2005 11:52:58 AM Ciggy (www) said:


What, no pics?



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On : 1/25/2005 1:55:14 PM Zelda (www) said:


Just what kind of pervs do you think we are?

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On : 1/26/2005 11:37:44 PM Ciggy (www) said:


There's more than one kind?



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On : 1/28/2005 12:33:04 PM Zelda (www) said:


LOL!!!!

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