Friday, January 28, 2005

Something for the Future

I think we, as a civilization, should make a concentrated effort to eliminate pubic hair from the species. As long as it doesn't involve eugenics (sorry Cig), I think that this could be mankind's greatest contribution to itself. The problem is that I don't know how to go about it properly. So I'm open to suggestions.

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On : 1/28/2005 12:46:21 PM Gooch (www) said:


I second your opinion.

Funny thing is - when I first started, you know, having that was still pretty much the norm and I didn't think anything of it. TOday it would probably gross me out completely.

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On : 1/28/2005 1:11:05 PM micki (www) said:


Let me know if you can figure out how to prevent the itching when the hair starts grow back. It's my only drawback for this.

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On : 1/28/2005 1:16:50 PM Zelda (www) said:


Gooch - It isn't that I think pubic hair is a big deal per se, but it serves no purpose. It's worse than an appendix.

Micki - Shave it again. But I'm not suggesting collecting all peoples and shaving their pubes. I'm suggesting genetically eliminating pubic hair from the species.

And would you tell me if you are a boy or a girl? I can't tell from your name, and for some reason I've thought you were a fella. But now I'm having doubts. It would help me out and keep me from obsessing.

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On : 1/28/2005 2:10:49 PM cruel bastard (www) said:


Its no secret that men like women shaved. But do women like men the same way?

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On : 1/28/2005 3:11:39 PM Zelda (www) said:


I can't speak for anyone else, but just make sure it doesn't cover the goods, I'm cool.

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On : 1/28/2005 4:48:40 PM Jen (www) said:


A couple of helpful hints:

1. Trim before you shave. This is the best piece of advice I can give you. That way, you only have to hit each area with the razor once or twice instead of 4-5 times. Ouch!
2. Make sure the area is warm (from a hot shower) and you use a very lathery shaving cream. Whatever you do, DO NOT use soap.
3. Shave WITH the grain of the hair, not against.
4. Always exfoliate after your done - with a loofah or something.
5. After the first time, it gets sooo much easier, and faster. It can be pretty fun to involve your hubby - just make sure he has a steady hand!!

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On : 1/28/2005 4:58:37 PM micki (www) said:


I'm a woman.
It must be just me. Not an hour later, itchies.
Oh FYI, for the guys, it's no fun getting hair in your teeth.

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On : 1/28/2005 5:24:17 PM seven (www) said:


hey i agree! 100% weeeeeeeee

always
trimmed
seven

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On : 1/31/2005 12:34:36 PM Jay Loves Kitti (www) said:


I may be convinced to change my opinion, but I still prefer something that differentiates the appearance of a grown woman's pretty bits from a girl's.

But trimmed, definitely trimmed.

Armpit hair, go ahead and breed that out. Back hair too. Okay arms and legs as well. Put the extra follicles on my head.

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On : 1/31/2005 8:07:58 PM Zelda (www) said:


I see no purpose for pubic hair. And there are always breasts to separate the girls from the women.