Two funny searches that landed folks at Sleeping Ugly
#1: use house items as a dildo if you don't have one for anal sex
#2: masturbating while on anti-biotics
I know I talk a lot, but really!
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1 comment:
On : 1/18/2005 6:10:05 AM Johnnie Walker (www) said:
I don't believe I've ever spanked the monkey while on antibiotics. I never even knew anyone would think to do something like that!
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On : 1/18/2005 7:42:34 AM Zelda (www) said:
I guess I probably have, but it certainly wasn't deliberate.
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