Friday, January 14, 2005

Quiz

I couldn't think of anything else to write today, so I made JP give me the Quiz.

3 names you go by:

1. Babe
2. Mom
3. Jewel

3 screen names you have:

1. Zelda
2. wandergal
3. wandergalblue

3 things you like about yourself:

1. Musical ability
2. I'm charming
3. I have skills

3 things you hate/dislike about yourself:

1. Laziness/Procrastination
2. A penchant for amorality
3. My hair

3 parts of your heritage:

1. Jewish
2. Scotch-Irish
3. American back to the Mayflower


3 things that scare you:

1. American surrender
2. Death in the family
3. Existensial crisis

3 of your everyday essentials:

1. Kiss or hug from Jethro
2. Yummy food
3. Interesting reading material

3 things you're wearing right now:

1. sweatpants
2. panties
3. a sober expression

3 of your favorite bands/artists:

1. Aerosmith
2. Sublime
3. Antonio Vivaldi

3 of your favorite songs at present:

1. Morningtown Ride
2. Rollin' By
3. The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down

3 new things you want to try in the next 12 months:

1. Cleaning my house
2. Driving on the freeways
3. Meeting a blogger

3 things you want in a relationship (love is a given):

1. Mutual Masturbation
2. A spouse who does NOT fart and then hold my head under the covers
3. Spankings

2 truths and a lie:(no particular order to keep ya guessing):

1. I gave a blowjob in the back of a bus
2. I lie about my age
3. I've been on tv

3 physical things about a love interest that appeal:

1. Arms
2. Firm wrists
3. Bass player hands

3 things you just can't do:

1. Compromise when my pride is at stake
2. Stop drinking orange juice
3. Fuck when I'm angry

3 of your favorite hobbies:

1. Cut & Assemble Projects
2. Making amateur porn
3. Watching amateur porn

3 things you want to do really badly right now:

1. Sleep
2. Clean my house
3. Meet Tinyhands

3 careers you're considering:

1. Travel Brochure Writer
2. Novel Writer
3. Professional Mom

3 places you want to go on vacation:

1. Back to Rome
2. Hawaii
*3. Lappland (or as the natives prefer to call it in this PC day and age, Samiland)

3 kids names:

1. Francesca
2. Lucien
3. Phillip

3 things you want to do before you die:

1. See great-grandchildren
2. See a book I've written published
3. Have a great house

3 people who have to take this quiz now:

1. Jen (Therapy Eggs)
2. Jeth
3. Tinyhands


* I changed this from New Orleans because I've already been there.

1 comment:

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On : 1/14/2005 2:42:44 PM Trashman (www) said:


I know you wouldn't lie about your age, so I wanna hear the bus story. You should also try the angry fucking, it's a great workout.

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On : 1/14/2005 2:55:08 PM Zelda (www) said:


Trashman - HA! Maybe for YOU. I can't fuck when I'm angry. I am a one dimensional person and can't feel more than one emotion at one time. Anger and lust just don't go together for me.

And how do you know I was on tv?


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On : 1/14/2005 3:32:31 PM Trashman (www) said:


Either you are Jethro posted about it. They used your statement out of context. Now tell the bus story. LOL

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On : 1/14/2005 3:33:32 PM jp (www) said:


I was coming here for the bus story too.

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On : 1/15/2005 9:56:33 AM Angi (www) said:


Let's see, did I come for the bus story? Every one else did, so ok, I'll join the trip,

Bus story, bus story, bus story.

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On : 1/15/2005 1:45:23 PM tinyhands (www) said:


I did the quiz a few days ago, gotta pick someone else (I suggest Jay, though he's going to be shag-tired for the next week or so). In the meantime, bus story!

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On : 1/15/2005 6:45:59 PM Zelda (www) said:


Oh TINYhands!!! I'm comin' ta get you.

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On : 1/15/2005 9:58:34 PM seven (www) said:


haha the #2 IS a lie, 20' sumthins don't lie about their age and i read all about ya bein' on tv and the dreadful way they took you out of context! ha BUSTED!!!

we demand BUS STORY!!!!