Thursday, October 14, 2004

Zelda and Emma and the Blustery Day

It is a blustery day here in the beautiful suburbs of Houston, TX. I have finally figured out the trick to getting Gwennie moving in the morning. Buy her a new outfit. I bought her some cool weather clothes last night since a cold-front was expected. She was so excited to wear them that she rose and shone and brushed her teeth before my lazy ass was even out of bed.

New Topic: I have a potty mouth. No, it's true. I don't know where I picked it up. My parents didn't swear except in moments of extreme duress and my sisters don't swear half as much as I do. Most of my friends swear, but few with as much verve and gusto as myself. I enjoy swearing. I revel (some say wallow) in it. In moments of near death on the Houston roadways, nothing relieves my angst as much as calling the moron who cuts me off the foulest string of dirty epithets. And in an election year? Forget about it. If cuss words were true, Kerry and Edwards would be unabashedly in favor of homosexual marriage, gay polygamy, and maternal incest.

Needless to say, Jeth is none too happy about this aspect of my personality. Unless we're having sex. Then I can cuss all I want. His deal is that he doesn't want our dainty little girls picking up my potty language. Despite the obvious hypocrisy, I will concede the point. It isn't good to teach your little kids to curse. But secretly, I think it's cute when they do. I heard Gwennie say, "Son of a bitch," the other day. I was torn between amusement and shame. Oh well. I can't waste my time feeling guilty when I feel there are more important matters to be discussed.

And speaking of more important matters, Seeker is apparently impressed with my feminine endowments. I'm charmed. Apparently they are such that he has put aside his ass fetish briefly, to pay them homage. So I now ask this question: What kind of man are you in particular? Ass, tits, legs, feet, knuckles, etc. Women are free to answer this as well. I'll start. I'm a tits woman. Not just because I have them in spades either. The sight of a pretty pair just turn me on for some reason. I can see why men like them. Your turn.


Zelda said...

Thanks Johnnie. You know this post may have come off a tad narcissistic. I'm not fishing for compliments or anything. Just interested in the subject.

Zelda said...

Thanks again. And Jethro is one hell of a lucky man. He has no friggin' clue. :-)

Trashman said...

I am THE assman. Then legs. Then eyes.

Zelda said...

I'm gonna change your name in my blogroll.

Kate the Peon said...

I have to say, I like a nice pair of tits myself. Gotta be on the big side for me to take notice of them, though.

Speaking of...I swear I commented on Seeker's site earlier...but I don't see it now. At any rate - nice pic!

Jammie J. said...

It's the butt for me. Always been the butt. I even posted about it on my blog back in September.

tinyhands said...

I kinda agree with Jack because let's face it, beggars can't be choosers. I guess I'm like a toddler- if I can get it in my mouth, I like it.

Jenny said...

I admit I find it a little funny when kids cuss too. I get embarrassed when Baby Boy yells "Oh shit" in public but the first time he said it I had to hold back a chuckle.
On the other subject - I'm a sucker for a nice smile. I also love a man's chest. Not too muscular but some definition. Oh and this sounds so weird but hands. I know strange huh. Something about how a man's hands can be so strong and so tender at the same time. Sort of like what Angi said about arms.

Traci Dolan said...

Nate called his dad a bitch one time and I laughed my ass off for a week. I have a potty mouth too.

As for men... hmmm... I would have to say good porportions, although I do like the hollows of the hips... must have hollows that lead to prize below... slurp!

As for women... I love a good pair of tits with little nipples. I don't care what size they are, I just like liiiitle nipples, probably because mine aren't.

Zelda said...

Kate - I agree

Jeanette - Butts are nice too. I really had a thing for mine right after I had my second baby. There was just something about it...

Jack - That is nice, Jack. But isn't there one leetle thing that could potentially, hypothetically turn you on initially? :-)

Angi - Not stupid! I totally dig guys arms. But this particular question is in regards to lady parts.

Tinyhands - See response for jack. :-)

Jenny - Lady parts, Jenny. But I know what you're saying about hands and such. The easier it is for him to pin you down....

Inanna - That is too funny about Nate. He looks like such an angel. You'd never know such a word had entered his sweet little head.

Nipples are irrelevant to me unless they're not pinchable. But I don't know any that wouldn't be. Mmmmmmmmhhhhh miiiiiples. :-)

Zelda said...

Oops. I meant Mmmmmmh NIIIIIIPLES. Not Mipples.

tinyhands said...

If they're not covered up by baggy trousers, a nice pair of legs makes my mouth water. (Carolyn, from The Apprentice, was on one of the talk-shows this morning- Niiiiice!) If I can't see the legs, my eyes will either work their way up to the ass or down to the feet (assuming I can see those too).

Zelda said...

Tiny - so you are a bit of an assman. Cool. I used to love my own ass at one time. But I was too shy then to do doggie. I'm not now, but my ass isn't as nice. Damn shame huh?

tinyhands said...

Not that I'm objecting, but I don't ASSociate being a minor ASSman with doggystyle...something tells me I can guess what tomorrow's blog is going to be about.

As for kids picking stuff up- my sister smacked ME when her oldest (3 yr old) son responded to the threat of a spanking with, "You want a piece of me?" She assumed I taught him that, and though it reeks of me, we guess he actually got it from Buzz Lightyear. That he used it correctly is awesome.

Zelda said...

Tiny - You are such a gentleman :-)

Kat - Legs are cool. I'd kill for a nice pair.

Zelda said...

I just won't work-out for them. :-)

Zelda said...

I just won't work-out for them. :-)

Kate the Peon said...

Mipples...hehehe. Wonder what a nice set of those looks like?

Zelda said...

I have the idea that mipples means "more than two nipples." I could be wrong.

wilde_thought said...

For me the face must entrhall me first. Intelligence and laughter behind the eyes. A smile that says, good to meet you and I'm at ease with myself. After that I do like breasts. Big or small or inbetween. But they have to be real. Anything else that's fun to watch move as they walk is icing on the cake.

Anonymous said...

On : 10/14/2004 1:48:32 PM Zelda (www) said:

New comments!! We'll see how they work out.


On : 10/14/2004 5:11:52 PM Fleece (www) said:

Well, hello new comments!

On a woman? I do end up looking at her chest, but I suspect this a throwback to my days working as a manager for a lingerie store. We used to have games where we'd (correctly) guess bra sizes.


On : 10/14/2004 6:07:07 PM angi (www) said:

I like the new comments, oh, I left a comment on the old ones. My part of the MAN'S body I love. Didn't know it was supposed to be on a woman. Hmmm, I will have to think about that. I never really gave it much thought...


On : 10/14/2004 8:55:02 PM Zelda (www) said:

Fleece - We give men such hell for looking at boobs, but I do the same thing! I've mended my ways and stopped giving men hell for it.

Angi - Think about what it is that turns Tommy on about you. That's probably your favorite lady part. Don't worry. No one will think you're gay.


On : 10/14/2004 11:22:44 PM angi (www) said:

I'n thinking, I'm thinking, I would have to say legs, I know they are my favorite part on my body.


On : 10/15/2004 1:36:33 PM jp (www) said:

I'd have to say that I just love a beautiful woman.....I don't focus on one part over another.


On : 10/15/2004 1:48:09 PM Zelda (www) said:



On : 10/15/2004 1:54:01 PM Kate the Peon (www) said:

Wait, Zelda - is that now your favorite part?


On : 10/15/2004 1:56:46 PM Zelda (www) said:

Ha! Good one.


On : 10/28/2004 6:26:03 AM pc (www) said:

Hmmmm. This is a tough one. I'm definitely a tit man- I love 'em big, small or anywhere in between. But I also have to admit to being a foot man as well. Love seeing a sexy foot with painted nails and a toe ring or two.