Thursday, March 10, 2005


I updated Payasita, which I've been sadly neglecting. I rant some and use the word "cunt" liberally. I think Brighton put the word into my head with her exceedingly funny story about the local neighborhood bitch.

I've never been burned out over blogging before. If there's anything I love, it is writing or talking unrestrainedly about myself. I think it may have something to do with the massive sores in my mouth. I have some god-awful cut on the underside of my tongue which happens to be right where it scrapes past my teeth whenever I lick my lips. My teeth catch on the cut and rip in open about once every 2 or 3 hours or when I forget and lick my lips. And just to keep things interesting, I decided to include my bottom lip in the chicken I was eating a few days ago which has resulted in a massive oozing chanker that is also irritated by my teeth. I'm considering having my teeth removed.

So I'm cranky, I can't speak clearly, and my lips are extremely dry. Good thing I still have a cunt.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

On : 3/10/2005 9:16:54 PM ALa (www) said:

Truthfully, I burn out with blogging about once a month -- but that's probably because some days I want to write about personal stuff, but I know that's not what people are coming to my site for...

There is nothing worse than a mouth sore so I am sending much empathy your way! (I love that you have "Another person looking for that pic of my tits"...too funny! )


On : 3/10/2005 9:36:02 PM Zelda (www) said:

ALa - It's funny. I started blogging simply to have a creative outlet and to amuse Jethro. But it's taken on a whole new dimension now that people actually read it. I hold myself to a much higher standard. And I love your site. You have great discussion topics.


On : 3/10/2005 10:08:00 PM Trashman (www) said:

Q. What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?

A. A pussy is warm, wet, tight and wonderful. A cunt is what owns it.


On : 3/10/2005 10:18:25 PM Zelda (www) said:

Oh Trashy, you are such a poet. I think I'm in love.


On : 3/11/2005 5:37:23 AM elliott (www) said:

Don't worry about the blogging Zelda. Everyone fries theier brain on a regular basis and sometimes you need to just walk away. To recharge my batteries, I'm headed to Reno this morning and if gambling, offroading and old dirty hookers won't clear your head, you've been dead for two weeks!
Would you do me a favor and type the word "cunt" on my page at least once this weekend?


On : 3/11/2005 6:12:23 AM noonie (www) said:

well you did have a busy weekend, sick hubby and you said work has been tough this week. Blogging probably requires some space in your mental timetable. Just don't catch what Jethro had.


On : 3/11/2005 8:13:06 AM Inanna (www) said:

Get over your canker sore before I get there.... I don't want anything interferring in the consumption of margaritas... LOL... hope you feel better. Sometimes we all need a break.


On : 3/11/2005 8:45:01 AM Zelda (www) said:

Elliot - Old dirty hookers? Sounds like a good way to achieve mouth sores. And I will type cunt at least three times on your site.

Noonie - I will do my best not to catch Jethro's disease. I suppose if there is any silver lining to having oozing mouth sores is that it is too painful to kiss him so I'm staying relatively germ free.

Inanna - NOTHING will intefere with the consumption of margaritas. It's my religion and I'm pretty devout.


On : 3/11/2005 10:53:59 AM Ciggy (www) said:

I'm kind of all over the place with what I blog about. Politics, wierd news, personal stuff, hot chicks, LOL, wherever my mind is at the point in time I decide to do my daily post, ZAP, that's what goes into the post. It doesn't bring in a huge readership, but it's fun that way and almost by definition there is no burning out on it since I can always just switch the "style" to meet my new mood.

I had a streak a few months ago where I was biting my inner cheek, inner lip, tongue, all by accident, and it was painful as hell. No clue why it happens either.


On : 3/11/2005 11:46:57 AM jeanette (www) said:

Oh God. I freakin' hate cankor sores. The *only* thing that works for me to get rid of those nasty, nasty things is to rinse with Listerine. Two to three times a day or whenever it hurts. I get them with my menstrual cycle, so I consider myself a cankor sore expert.


On : 3/11/2005 12:19:03 PM Lisa (www) said:

Awww... bummer on the mouth. Bet Jeth's pissed


On : 3/11/2005 12:28:57 PM noonie (www) said:

ps put neat toothpaste on them, you have to keep your mouth open while it's on, hanging over sink works


On : 3/11/2005 2:51:13 PM Zelda (www) said:

Cig - That's why I like your blog. There is always something different. But I must say, your political entries are the most enjoyable.

Jeanette - I've been gargling with salt water and it hurts like billy-oh. But I don't think I could take the sting of Listerine

Lisa - That's not the end that Jethro's interested in.

Noonie - what kind of toothpaste? I'll give it a try with regular toothpaste until I get your answer.


On : 3/11/2005 4:08:48 PM noonie (www) said:

well we only buy mint and that works. but yeah I think any something to do with the chemicals in it works on spots too.


On : 3/11/2005 7:37:54 PM seven (www) said:

bah, just throw us a couple sexy stories LOL and we be happy as larks. hmm are larks really happy? is there any way to tell for sure? maybe if they have cunts. eww!! that thought was revolting so n/m eeep!