I must buy my tops
At the store for Large Ladies.
Shut up. It's the boobs.
On the floor was an
Empty, crinkled Cheetos bag.
I laughed pretty hard.
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(I'm sorry AJ).
But seriously. God bless the UK. If it weren't for them, it would be strictly army issue.