I was a little snarky in my previous comments and I apologize. I was actually trying to be funny but I'm still in bitch mode from dealing with the identity thief who shall henceforth be known as Ass Slime II (he doesn't even deserve his own moniker).
Anyway, I'll make it up to Gooch simply because I've happened upon a couple of things that may amuse him.
The first: I was egotistically looking at my statistics, and saw that someone found me by searching for:
naked jew sleeping in bed
Methinks they were looking for Gooch.
The second: I happened upon this somewhat accidentally and thought it might help Gooch on his quest for possible agnosticism.
Circumcision proves the existence of God. It beats all of the other proofs hollow - forget all of that Ontological and Teleological stuff. Get the hell out of here with your Thomas Aquinas. The practice of circumcision is the proof that settles the question once and for all.
If you were going to invent a religion, would you start by cutting off the end of your genital apparatus? Only God would have thought of such a thing, and only an almighty God would convince people to do it. Would you do it for Elron Hubbard? Hell, no. And this, by the way, also proves that God has a great sense of humor.
Shut up. I thought it was funny.
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On : 1/11/2005 5:42:08 AM Trashman (www) said:
I thought it was funny too.
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On : 1/11/2005 8:26:05 AM Kat (www) said:
Hahaha! Definitely funny!
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On : 1/11/2005 9:42:54 AM Trogers (www) said:
good post. I'll remember that.
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On : 1/11/2005 10:03:52 AM Gooch (www) said:
I would provide photos of this naked Jew sleeping in bed, but I'd prefer to do it in the Summer when I have a better tan.
As far as the circumcision - I think I would have had that done even if I were a goy as I find that chicks tend to prefer the mushroom to the carrot.
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On : 1/11/2005 10:45:27 AM Zelda (www) said:
Pho-TOS! Pho-TOS!
I think if you were old enough to make a decision, you would probably opt out of the circumcision. It's extremely painful for about a year afterwords. Jethro would know. I made him get circumcised before I would sleep with him. Just kidding. He had to have it done when he was 10.
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On : 1/11/2005 11:13:54 AM Angi (www) said:
Love it.
lol at Zelda's comment. Crying for 10 year old Jethro. Bless his heart.
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On : 1/11/2005 11:57:56 AM tinyhands (www) said:
Let's nip this discussion of Jethro's operation in the bud, as it were. I really don't want to come back here tomorrow and read the full details.
And now a public service messsage: Be nice to your gentials.
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On : 1/11/2005 12:11:56 PM Zelda (www) said:
I think Jethro already posted about it, and I feel no need to go into the details.
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On : 1/11/2005 1:04:33 PM Jeanette (www) said:
Oh, my my my! Is being circumsized really THAT beneficial?
Zelda, if you guys had boys, would you circumsize them?
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On : 1/11/2005 1:23:06 PM Zelda (www) said:
It depends.
and YES, emphatically yes.
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On : 1/11/2005 1:36:00 PM Ashley (www) said:
Umm... I have a question. How do you search your blog stats??
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On : 1/11/2005 6:33:10 PM Inanna (www) said:
heheheheeeehheeee Gooch in a tan and nothin' else... what I wouldn't give to see that!!!
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