Thursday, March 30, 2006

I posted a little update on Payasita regarding the safe release of Jill Carroll. I'm ecstatic that we didn't have to watch her beheading on video, but....


I was awakened to an unreasonable sense of annoyance by Gwennie and Emma's alarm clock. James Blunt's song, "You're Beautiful" was playing. You know the one where he removes a goodly portion of his clothes in the video and then plunges off a cliff into cold water? There are three reasons this song annoys me. The first is that he sings it in his nose just like the hippies of old. I find it distasteful.

Secondly, he obsessive compulsively removes his shirts, shoes, and lines up everything, including all the crap in his pockets. Then he pussies out and doesn't take his pants off. If you're going to start stripping, be a man and go for the gold. Otherwise, I am going to assume this is because you don't have a penis.

Thirdly, the cliff isn't high enough. I know this may seem like a minor point, but if I have to hear you whining about some chick who is probably very happy with a real man while you bare parts of your body, there probably isn't a cliff that would be high enough to satisfy me. But you could make a better attempt. I suppose raking in the sweet moolah keeps you from being true to yourself. Pity.


Zelda said...

Have a wonderful weekend!!
Kristin | 03.31.06 - 12:17 pm | #


I have no idea who you're talking about but the faux stripping does sound pretty lame.
dick | Homepage | 03.31.06 - 12:21 pm | #


I think the FCC would have a thing or two to say about going for the gold, especially in a "get big government off our backs" Republican administration.
ciggy | Homepage | 03.31.06 - 4:30 pm | #


Point taken. But they could fuzz it out. I'm sure there wouldn't be much to pixelate either.
Zelda | Homepage | 03.31.06 - 4:39 pm | #


I have to turn that song off when it comes on. It annoys the living shit out of me.
O.G. | Homepage | 03.31.06 - 4:58 pm | #


Yes, yet another weenie in our growing catalog of unmanly men, yeah? Dickless wonders! I haven't seen the video, but the song is all over the place. I hate men singing what they think women want to hear, when it's just unrealistic feminized bullshit. Be a MAN, for gawd's sake!
phlegmfatale | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 6:53 am | #

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