Wednesday, March 01, 2006


One of our clients, no lie, is a relative of Wyatt Earp. Seriously. His last name is the same and everything, but he pronounces it differently. He is the nicest man in the world and does his best to downplay his famous/infamous kin, which I find endearing. Anyone who will tell you when their relatives are assholes is cool by me. I still love Tombstone.

We just recently sold his house and he has since moved out of town. Stepdad picked up some of his personal belongings that he left at the property. They are currently sitting in boxes not two feet away from me. The boxes are falling apart and not sealed in any way. I'm sitting here sweating like a whore on sale with the effort of not looking through them.

There is a high likelihood that I will succumb. I'll be sure to let you know.

1 comment:

Zelda said...

Ok, so time to quit searching through those boxes and give us some dirt... what's in them????
Angi | Homepage | 03.01.06 - 2:16 pm | #


Umm, you gotta look. If they were taped up or something, then I would think not, but come on, those boxes want you to look inside.
Jen | Homepage | 03.01.06 - 5:03 pm | #


You look through people's medicine cabinets too, dontcha?
Kristin | 03.01.06 - 6:38 pm | #


WTF are you waiting for. I would of gone through those boxes the minute the door closed behind him. Oh and I got dibs on any old guns.
Trashman | Homepage | 03.01.06 - 7:31 pm | #


Well, instead of sitting there sweating like a whore on sale, time to start acting like a whore who's just been sold and dive right in.... :D

Okay, that was much better in my head before it came out.

So?? What'd'ya find?
Sam | Homepage | 03.01.06 - 7:44 pm | #


Angi - I lost the battle. I'll post about it tomorrow.

Jen - They sure did. See Angi

Kristin - Actually I consider time spent in the bathroom a "period of unavoidable delay" so I never look in medicine cabinets unless I have an urgent personal need. Or unless I have a burning (no pun intended) curiosity about someone's VD status.

Trashman - I just wanted to tittilate myself for awhile first.

Sam - That sentence that wasn't made for a comeback. If I hadn't said "sitting," you could have said, "instead of sweating like a whore on sale, you should be sweating like a whore in business. Get to work" or something to that effect.
Zelda | Homepage | 03.02.06 - 12:06 am | #