Thursday, March 29, 2007

Warning for Gentlemen: Lady Stuff Ahead

Did you ever forget you weren't wearing a tampon? It makes for an interesting couple of minutes, let me tell you.

I won't be around much today. I must do battle with the Homeowners Association and the tax office. I'd relay the details, but they are so boring that I can't even spice them up with 300 references and make it interesting. But the fact that there are about 300,000,000 raging, crazy-woman hormones coursing through my body ought to give both organizations the lingering impression that this will not be over quickly and they will not enjoy it.


Anonymous said...

Oh, yes. I've forgotten.

Maven said...

I'll do ya one better... I'll now refer you to my post entitled, Vaginal Alzheimers.

Gotta love it.