Tuesday, August 03, 2004

One time at band camp....

One time when I was working at an English pub in Houston, I was lighting the citronella candles that we used outdoors and putting them into their holders over the tables. I dropped one, flame side up, directly on a man's crotch. In my haste to retrieve the candle, I grabbed his whole package and lifted. His wife just looked at me.

12 comments:

jp said...

It was sooooo funny! :o)

Angi said...

ok, So that was you who grabbed TOmmy's crotch! The truth is finally out!

Zelda said...

Angi - it was an accident. I swear. And he didn't enjoy it a bit.

Trashman said...

Hope you at least got a tip.

Zelda said...

Nope.

jp said...

Hey, a package grab should have been tip enough.

Zelda said...

I got THE tip not A tip. The sad thing is, I counted that as part of my limited premarital experience with male genetalia for the longest time. :-(

Jack said...

That is hysterical!!

Inanna said...

Rolling. On. The. Floor. Laughing. My. Ass. Off. Bwahhahahahahaha!!!!

Zelda said...

I am not the most coordinated girl in the world. However, what I lack in finesse, I make up for in enthusiasm. Make of that what you will. :-)

Angi said...

Not touching that one with a 10 foot pole, you have done more than enough touching for all of us! :)

Zelda said...

Yes. Yes I have.