Tuesday, August 03, 2004
One time at band camp....
One time when I was working at an English pub in Houston, I was lighting the citronella candles that we used outdoors and putting them into their holders over the tables. I dropped one, flame side up, directly on a man's crotch. In my haste to retrieve the candle, I grabbed his whole package and lifted. His wife just looked at me.
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It was sooooo funny! :o)
Angi - it was an accident. I swear. And he didn't enjoy it a bit.
Hope you at least got a tip.
Nope.
Hey, a package grab should have been tip enough.
I got THE tip not A tip. The sad thing is, I counted that as part of my limited premarital experience with male genetalia for the longest time. :-(
Rolling. On. The. Floor. Laughing. My. Ass. Off. Bwahhahahahahaha!!!!
I am not the most coordinated girl in the world. However, what I lack in finesse, I make up for in enthusiasm. Make of that what you will. :-)
Yes. Yes I have.
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