When I was a little kid, I used to think the models on the Price is Right were deaf because they never talked and were always gesturing with their hands.
My brother used to play Price is Right when he was little. He'd tape record it and everything. Imagine his horror when I whipped out one of those tapes before his first ever date.
I'm a crack-ho lazy mom who vacillates between feelings of inadequacy and delusions of grandeur. I am not bothered by kid snot, garlic breath or Bob Dylan's voice. But pinch me with your toes and I will probably kill you.
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maybe they were just mute...
My brother used to play Price is Right when he was little. He'd tape record it and everything. Imagine his horror when I whipped out one of those tapes before his first ever date.
Turf - I had no idea what they were, I just thought they were beautiful and silent.
JP - Ha! I can only imagine.
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