Saturday, August 07, 2004

Post-Coital Coma

I can't understand for the life of me why men can't rise and shine after having sex. We have so much to do today, and Jethro is just lying in bed with his eyes closed and a goofy grin on his face. I know I'm good, but damn. I mean, our house is falling apart it is so messy, and I can't do housework unless Jethro helps me. It is just the way I work. Is it unfair? I don't think so. I'm no feminist, but I think sharing the household tasks should be split right down the middle. Unfotuately, Jethro is better about doing his share than I am, so I have no room to talk. Except on Saturday mornings when the only thing rising is me and his Hmmm Hmmm.

I'm now going to go and stalk self-righteously around the house for awhile. Maybe that will have some effect.

8 comments:

R said...

Trust me, it won't. Alas.

pauliemac said...

It's a hormone thing. Don't ask me to explain it other than once a man is done, he just wants to sit back, relax, and reflect on what he has just done. And what makes you think it is how good you are? Maybe he is relishing how good HE is. (just poking fun, don't get offended, ok?). Maybe it would be better if you didn't plan work right after pleasure? :)

Zelda said...

Glad to see you paulie. Advice well taken, and I'm not really annoyed at Jethro, I just think it's funny the way he passes out so thoroughly. I am always under the mistaken impression that sex will motivate him. Apparantly not. But that doesn't mean I'm giving up:-)

Johnnie Walker said...

You rocked his world. That's why he has that shit-eating grin on his face! :D

Jay said...

my kinda woman

Zelda said...

JWalker - Yes I did!

Jay - Yes I am.

Seeker said...

I have been slack and am just catching up on my reading.

Start planning a little bit better darlin'... Just make sure you get most of the house straightened on Friday, and then go to work on feeling great and relaxed. stay in bed as long as you can and pleasure the dude some more. Let yourself go in it and fuck the housework and chores. Its been done the day before and life is good.

Mankind tends to place stresses upon themselves for no reason other than to agitate their own self or to stay under pressure which leads to depression and an unfulfilled life.

Live it and just enjoy it thoroughly. Let Jethro go to sleep and wake him up with the good loving a bit later on he will be in heaven and you'll start to relax a bit more.

Zelda said...

Seeker. Dammit man, I'm not a MACHINE! I know you are trying to bait me into some kind of feminist rant, but I WON'T DO IT!!! Either that, or you are perversly trying to create the perfect woman for Jethro who you are bonded to simply by the fact that you are both male. Seriously, I would rather have nothing better to do than clean my house and fuck my husband, but I'm terrible at housework, and I blog.